This one is for you, Zorba
- Thread starter Chris
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Taking votes for a section dedicated to @Chris ’s “horrible twitter finds” someone should think of the children and our stomachs.
At least this one isn’t a guy jerking off while shoving a gas pump nozzle up his ass.
More evidence of Chris's not-so-secret kink for the non conformed and ambiguously gendered.
You forgot while masturbating with that pump nozzle up his ass.
Oh damn, sorry @Apparition, a little alcohol in my system
You're gonna have to post the picture if you really want me to see it; remember, I have TWITter et al blocked at my firewall.
OP
I’m thinking that we need a big thread just for crap I find on Twitter.
Nothing will beat the guy with the gas pump though. That one takes the cake.
And to think, 90 years ago a vacuum operated calculator brought us to this. Gas pumps up people's asses and belly dancing in a basement.
OP
I think at this point we need an asteroid to wipe us out.
Where’d your new thread go? I replied and the thread was gone.
I think at this point we need an asteroid to wipe us out.
Humanity probably definitely needs a reset, if not our country at least.
Humanity probably definitely needs a reset, if not our country at least.
Noah, get the boat.
Fuck it, see you at JuneFest.
I think at this point we need an asteroid to wipe us out.
Maybe 2. Don't want any lingerers.
OP
I’m going to move it to a NSFW section. I know a lot of people don’t want to see that stuff without forewarning.
OP
OK.. Forget pronouns.. I literally can't get this to compute.
I'm trying to backward engineer he/she/it to where it started.
WTF?
Wait. What?
The world has gone absolutely mad.
I don't judge... You gotta do you.
But I just don't understand anymore.
Carry on.
With whatever it is that needs to be done. I give up.
Nuke the whole F'n place.