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Update: Found a wide road where I could do a little swerving at speed...seemed like the driver's side was a little noisier when under load. Decided to jack up the front and check brakes. Lots of drag when turning the wheels by hand, especially over a certain spot on the driver's side. Tried bleeding brakes. Pulled off the calipers to inspect them, and gosh darn the driver's side just seemed frozen. I couldn't get the darn thing compressed.
So, one day shipping for a new remanufactured caliper from Amazon. Going to install tomorrow (time permitting) to see if that makes a difference.
Hey guys, another update for y'all. No change after messing with the brakes. Here's a GoPro video doing anywhere from 0-40: (sorry, had to attach go pro upside down)
Notice the cyclical "wah, wah, wah" that increases with speed (not RPM dependent)? I don't know how I feel about the safety of running it on jack stands in my driveway right now...but can't see just throwing money at it when I can't isolate the sound.
None of the videos or descriptions I've watched are consistent with what I'm hearing. Frustrating to say the least!