Anybody up for a random meme dump?

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Yep - I'm not gonna try digging through that mess. My wife is famous for answering like: "Where is {such and such}? Its in my purse. Well, WHERE is your purse?!?"

This reminded me of the purse lost in the mall joke.

A woman stepped out of the mall realized she had left her purse on the bench inside. When she turned went back in, the purse was gone.
She went to Lost and Found and was relieved to find out that one of the mall civil engineers had found her bag. When she went to pick it up, a man handed her two typewritten pages and a box containing the contents of her purse. Two other men stood quietly beside him, observing with interest.
“We’re required to inventory lost wallets and purses,” he explained. “You’ll find everything in there.”
“Do you mind if we watch,” the man added, as the woman began pilling the items back into her bag. “Even though we all tried, none of us could fit everything into your purse.
“We just have to see how you do it"
 
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