Anybody up for a random meme dump?

Had a buddy in Louisiana that got his Cherokee stuck. Left it and came back the next day to it flipped on its roof, no good glass and 3 of the 4 wheels gone. They couldn’t get one off.

Had a buddy up here in WA break down so left his Jeep CJ and couldn't make it back for 3 days waiting for the part to repair it.
Came back to it sitting on the frame. Axles, tires, wheels, engine & drivetrain GONE. Plus all the glass & stereo plus CB and anything else worth more than $0.10. It ain't like it was when I was younger.
 
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I apologise on behalf of my entire nation.

No apology needed. We have the same or worse WACK JOBS here.

As everyone has said if I'd ran into this situation I'd have just reached over or pushed my way thru and gotten what I needed. And if they'd give me any grief they'd have wish they hadn't.