Dad Jokes

[Mhass]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.

 

[RINC]

My bank was having a dance party.

A bank robber runs inside and yells "Everyone Get Down!"

 

[psrivats]

What do you call it when Batman skips church?


Christian Bale

 

[Apparition]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
I eat mop

 

[JustDandee]

Why did the moron marry the pregnant lady?


He was to lazy…

 

[Apparition]

Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was. It was a complete guess, but I was right.

 

[Apparition]

Sued the airport for misplacing my luggage...I lost my case.

 

[Apparition]

Horse walks into a bar.

Bartender: Hey.

Horse: Sure.

 

[Apparition]

Three tons of hair was stolen from a wig factory.

Cops are still combing the area.

 

[Apparition]

A burglar has stolen the wheels off of all the local patrol cars.

Police are working tirelessly to catch him.

 

[Chris]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

 

[Zorba]

A burglar has stolen the wheels off of all the local patrol cars.

Police are working tirelessly to catch him.

Firing squad at dawn!

 

[Apparition]

Started reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is about to happen

- I can feel it.

 

[OkieJoe]

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

Dam