Military Memes

[Wildman]

 

[Wildman]

 

[DEValken]

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Been there!

(Full disclosure: Not with those guys, or even the Third Herd.)

 

[DEValken]

You left out sniffing diesel fuel the entire flight.

At least the HVAC works, right? Nice and warm in the winter, cold AC in the summer?

Right?

 

[DEValken]

Been retired for 5 years and still think CIF will come after me for these puoches..


How do I let them go?

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I'm a registered disposal point for all illegally retained TA-50 gear.

I will dm you my mailing address and a 15 digit security code that will clear you with any CIP.

You are welcome.

 

[Wildman]

Been there!

(Full disclosure: Not with those guys, or even the Third Herd.)

I was too on too many occasions...

At least the HVAC works, right? Nice and warm in the winter, cold AC in the summer?

Right?

A/C ??????? Is that Almost Considerate? Always Cummin? Asshole Comeith?

I'm a registered disposal point for all illegally retained TA-50 gear.

I will dm you my mailing address and a 15 digit security code that will clear you with any CIP.

You are welcome.

Wait wait we need to split that botty...

 

[NDSpeed]

I'm a registered disposal point for all illegally retained TA-50 gear.

I will dm you my mailing address and a 15 digit security code that will clear you with any CIP.

You are welcome.

Fuuny thing to me I've got four colors in that pile,
BDU, DCU, ACU, and OCP. All in 14 years (of that pile)

 

[Wildman]

 

[Wildman]

 

[Wildman]

 

[Wildman]

 

[Wildman]

 

[DEValken]

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Tell me it ain't so, Joe.

When I came in I admired the guys with two patches. There weren't that many left in 84.

Then came Desert Storm, and there were a few here and there. After GWOT, it seemed it was the rule rather than the exception.

Never once did I have any emotion other than respect and pride for those that had.

 

[Wildman]

Tell me it ain't so, Joe.

When I came in I admired the guys with two patches. There weren't that many left in 84.

Then came Desert Storm, and there were a few here and there. After GWOT, it seemed it was the rule rather than the exception.

Never once did I have any emotion other than respect and pride for those that had.

I've been hearing & seeing rumors about this... When I joined in 78 there were still Nam guys around but I'd say 30% or less. But Yes I looked up towards those guys... Had 2 SF guys in my unit in Germany who taught me a LOT about how to sneak & peak & kill silently.

 

[DEValken]

A/C ??????? Is that Almost Considerate? Always Cummin? Asshole Comeith?

Warfighter (03 or 04), I was night shift ADLNO for the 29th ID DTAC. After the AAR, we were released back to the hotel to prep for movement the next day.

Noon was my evening, so I started playing pool for drinks at the Double Tree. It was one of those times I was on, couldn't miss a shot. Had 14 bourbon and gingers before 1800, took a nap, got back up at 2100 and kept going.

Next morning I was as hungover as I have ever been in my life. Got sick in a planter that was semi-hidden on the tarmac. Hopped on a C130 for transit back home (it's late July) and had the most miserable flight in my life. Barely keeping my belly from exploding. Hot as a sumbitch. Jump seats aren't known for their comfort, and this was one time I needed comfort.

I thought it cool down when we got some altitude, but no.

 

[Wildman]

 

[Wildman]

 

[Mhass]

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Shit, you were due when they did away with em FIFTEEN YEARS AGO!

Fuck we're getting old!

 

[Wildman]

Shit, you were due when they did away with em FIFTEEN YEARS AGO!

Fuck we're getting old!

I got my 1st one thanks to the military and it's pleasant either.... And NO I'm not old... I'll never grow up.. at least.. Only my body is old

 

[Mhass]

I got my 1st one thanks to the military and it's pleasant either.... And NO I'm not old... I'll never grow up.. at least.. Only my body is old

Lol, I got two in the Navy.
Then I got my first one in the civilian world and they said, "OK, who's driving you home after your procedure? "
I said, "I'll drive myself home."
The nurse looked at me like I was stupid and then politely explained, "You can't drive yourself home after being under anesthesia, it's dangerous and not allowed. You're going to be groggy."
Then came the look of horror and disgust when I told them, "OH! I didn't know you were gonna put me under. The Navy doesn't do that, they set up a TV so you can watch while they drive the bus up your asshole. "
It really complicated things to have to coordinate with the wife to take a half a day off too.