Military Memes

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Shit that's all I got in the Army too...

When I was in, Marines only got half a tent and had to find another Marine to make a whole tent.

How different military branches use stars​

The Army sleeps under the stars

The Navy navigates by the stars

And the Airforce choose hotels by the stars



My First day at flight school I was waiting on the ramp for the pilot bus.

Instructor came by and asked what I was doing,

"Waiting on the bus,"

"You're in there Army now son, get moving"
 
It's not a surprise, "if you lose a limb it's not really causing any pain anymore."

The way they do math is ridiculous. They do not want you to get a 100% discount

yet our fearless leaders get full retirement after 4 years of leadership.

And then complain we get retirement at 20 years.

The sleep apnea has something to do with burn pits
 
It's not a surprise, "if you lose a limb it's not really causing any pain anymore."

The way they do math is ridiculous. They do not want you to get a 100% discount

yet our fearless leaders get full retirement after 4 years of leadership.

And then complain we get retirement at 20 years.

The sleep apnea has something to do with burn pits

The burn pits fucked me up. But I haven't filed yet on the registry.
I'm already 100% so I don't see it affecting me.