Chris, you're a conservative!
If you really, really want to make a liberals head explode, try having a discussion with them about where a lot of our cultural concepts that they hold so dear come from. Very few have ever heard of the Danelaw or Ceaser Bacharius (sp?) or some of the other documents and concepts that the founders were very aware of. It's a defect in their education. I love pointing out that the concept of representative government and natural rights came from the Vikings and that our common law is an artifact of the English Danelaw.