Seems to be a diverse smattering of military folk in here so I thought I'd start a thread for folks to share their stories.
Back in my F-16 days I was working on swingshift and we were reconfiguring a bunch of jets for the next week's missions. I had 15-ish trailer laden w/ bomb racks that I needed to get to backshop to exchange, so me and my airmen hopped in the truck to tow them across the ramp. We got to the loading bay, hopped out, and I told one of the airmen to get the trailer ready to drop off. I made it only a few steps and realized I had brought the wrong trailer, so I told them to hold up and get back in the truck.
Now driving back to the other end of the squadron, the flightline was on my left and several F-15 hangars were on my right. I'm only doing around 10mph when I start to hear this weird clanging sound. Couldn't quite place it, but when one of my airmen shouted "OH FUCK" I looked to my right to see the trailer loaded with bomb racks passing the truck and veering off to a hangar with several parked F-15s and a row of nitrogen tanks (the clanging sound was the trailer tongue bouncing on the pavement). Before I could even stop the truck my airmen bailed out the door and gave chase. I threw it in park and got out to try and catch up. Well, wouldn't you know it the damn squadron maintenance Chief just so happened to be driving by in his golf cart so he hopped out too. The three of us caught the ass-end of the trailer and tried to haul it to a stop, my airmen tripped and ate shit, and the Chief and myself got it stopped about 10 feet short of the hangar.
The Chief was red-hot. He shouted at the top of his lungs "WHO'S THE RANKING NCO OF THIS SHIT?" I gave myself up, and Chief walked up, put his finger about 1/8" from my nose and screamed "FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT!!" He hopped in his golf cart and went on about his day.
Turns out that when we got to the load dock the airmen had already opened the top of the pintle hook to transfer the trailer, and when I realized I brought the wrong one he just hopped back in the truck without closing it.
Later that evening the Chief called me in his office and wanted to know what happened. I just told him I fucked up, and that was that.
Back in my F-16 days I was working on swingshift and we were reconfiguring a bunch of jets for the next week's missions. I had 15-ish trailer laden w/ bomb racks that I needed to get to backshop to exchange, so me and my airmen hopped in the truck to tow them across the ramp. We got to the loading bay, hopped out, and I told one of the airmen to get the trailer ready to drop off. I made it only a few steps and realized I had brought the wrong trailer, so I told them to hold up and get back in the truck.
Now driving back to the other end of the squadron, the flightline was on my left and several F-15 hangars were on my right. I'm only doing around 10mph when I start to hear this weird clanging sound. Couldn't quite place it, but when one of my airmen shouted "OH FUCK" I looked to my right to see the trailer loaded with bomb racks passing the truck and veering off to a hangar with several parked F-15s and a row of nitrogen tanks (the clanging sound was the trailer tongue bouncing on the pavement). Before I could even stop the truck my airmen bailed out the door and gave chase. I threw it in park and got out to try and catch up. Well, wouldn't you know it the damn squadron maintenance Chief just so happened to be driving by in his golf cart so he hopped out too. The three of us caught the ass-end of the trailer and tried to haul it to a stop, my airmen tripped and ate shit, and the Chief and myself got it stopped about 10 feet short of the hangar.
The Chief was red-hot. He shouted at the top of his lungs "WHO'S THE RANKING NCO OF THIS SHIT?" I gave myself up, and Chief walked up, put his finger about 1/8" from my nose and screamed "FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT!!" He hopped in his golf cart and went on about his day.
Turns out that when we got to the load dock the airmen had already opened the top of the pintle hook to transfer the trailer, and when I realized I brought the wrong one he just hopped back in the truck without closing it.
Later that evening the Chief called me in his office and wanted to know what happened. I just told him I fucked up, and that was that.
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