The unfortunate TJ of the day thread

[C.J. Roberts]

I just assume acid or pot was involved in the formulation of that monstrosity. Just so many wrong decisions on what could have been a pretty cool build.

This guy should not be allowed to handle tools ever again.

 

[nitrofalcon]

I'll start. That bumper looks like a good boat dock.

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TJ on an 04 Ram frame... I am honestly left speechless by this and don't know where to start talking about it.

Oh the joys of FB Marketplace

That is got to be the UGLIEST bumper I have ever seen!

 

[Mudflat]

WTF do people like these grills?

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[John Cooper]

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A monkey grill??????

 

[RangerTJ]

As hideous as the "Jeep" looks, I am drawn to the metal cable clamp used to attach the hook to what appears to be synthetic rope.

I can't really tell and it may be wire rope, but either way it's so professionally wound around the winch drum I'd bet it has almost 500lbs pulling capacity.

 

[RockyTopTJ]

As hideous as the "Jeep" looks, I am drawn to the metal cable clamp used to attach the hook to what appears to be synthetic rope.

I can't really tell and it may be wire rope, but either way it's so professionally wound around the winch drum I'd bet it has almost 500lbs pulling capacity.

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The look reminds me of these giant ass hornets

 

[NashvilleTJ]

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TJ on an 04 Ram frame... I am honestly left speechless by this and don't know where to start talking about it.

Oh the joys of FB Marketplace

That poor, poor Hemi…

 

[RockyTopTJ]

That poor, poor Hemi…

It's an 04 Hemi. Probably gonna drop a stem into the piston soon anyway

 

[jeepmag]

As hideous as the "Jeep" looks, I am drawn to the metal cable clamp used to attach the hook to what appears to be synthetic rope.

I can't really tell and it may be wire rope, but either way it's so professionally wound around the winch drum I'd bet it has almost 500lbs pulling capacity.

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For some reason it's giving me vibes of Project Satan from futurama

 

[bucky]

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No side walls to get cut on rocks.

 

[Obi-Wan]

For some reason it's giving me vibes of Project Satan from futurama

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I immediately thought of Nannybot 1.0

 

[RangerTJ]

No side walls to get cut on rocks.

And can be aired back up in seconds after a day of trail crawling.

 

[PeteN95]

That hemi thing, so much wrong, but those fender flares do it for me! That and he forgot to cut holes in the hood under the louvers?!?

 

[RockyTopTJ]

That hemi thing, so much wrong, but those fender flares do it for me! That and he forgot to cut holes in the hood under the louvers?!?

Maybe it's to direct the air towards the goofy light bar on the hood?

 

[nitrofalcon]

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[nitrofalcon]

I immediately thought of Nannybot 1.0
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[nitrofalcon]

And can be aired back up in seconds after a day of trail crawling.

On a jeep? I'm sure it rides sooooo smooth though. As long as you don't mind knocking the fillings out of your teeth!

 

[ColoJeep]

It's an 04 Hemi. Probably gonna drop a stem into the piston soon anyway

Come on now , get serious fake hemi's don't do that ! They simply lose control over the roller lifters allowing the roller to rotate 90 degrees perpendicular to the cam. And BAM it cleans house on the entire rotating assembly. However ,

if you feel lucky you may catch the issue at the "only " wasted cam and lifter stage.

 

[RockyTopTJ]

Come on now , get serious fake hemi's don't do that ! They simply lose control over the roller lifters allowing the roller to rotate 90 degrees perpendicular to the cam. And BAM it cleans house on the entire rotating assembly. However ,

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What is your opinion on Tritons?

 

[RangerTJ]

I had a 2004 Grand Cherokee Overland with the 4.7 HO V8.

Man I loved that truck, but once it cleared 80k, every time I drove it the back of my mind brought up the dropped valves.

I was planning on pulling the heads and getting them fixed before it ever became an issue, but sold it.

Kinda wish I'd kept it. It was a hoot to drive and sounded terrific.

My wife said that driving it was akin to walking a dog that was always straining at the leash.