Well $&@/, pollution is shrinking penises

Was worried there for a minute- I've already got the Irish curse...ran to the head and measured it real quick. My penis is still the perfect length-
it reaches all the way back to my scrotum.
 
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I can't wear this shirt anymore, thanks Climate Change.

choking.webp
 
How's that? Every time I fail smog I'm hung like a donkey at the thought of making environuts cry. It's all I've got left in the spank bank.
Pollution being a goal is kind of dumb.

People like you will kill this activity.