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Would you eat your own poop if it made you look younger?
- Thread starter Chris
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It's not all bad, they show up. I'm sure you guys deal with excuses of why people can't make it all the time. These guys have for decades.
Button knot, soft shackle, you can do it.
I do know I'd let Amber Heard take a crap in my bed for $15 million.
I think I’d let just about anyone take a crap in my bed for $15 million. I’d be moving to a new place the next day.
You should really pull your pants down when you do that. It’s much less mess.
My territory right here- 
First, you WILL look younger, about 1 1/2 years old actually, if you do that.
And you will look way stupider , regardless of how stupid you look now-
And if looking younger helps you get chicks, it will be negated by the reputation that you eat turds. Might as well plan on bowling every weekend, you won’t be doing much else.
On Kim K and all that- any time I’m laying on the couch, eating Nerds out of my belly button, and she pops up- I think- gal, you need to shape up if you want a man like me ......( and I’m very happily married to a great girl that doesn’t eat poop, so I’m taken anyway)
I’m with @pagrey - living vicariously through these nitwits is not living and of no value. I’m way more into my own life, as good or bad as it may be at that moment, it’s mine.
I’m not a big fan of spectating in most forms generally-
But if someone is gonna eat poop I might buy tickets.....
In the meantime, i’m gonna drop a baby ruth into a glass of mtn dew and study on all this.
First, you WILL look younger, about 1 1/2 years old actually, if you do that.
And you will look way stupider , regardless of how stupid you look now-
And if looking younger helps you get chicks, it will be negated by the reputation that you eat turds. Might as well plan on bowling every weekend, you won’t be doing much else.
On Kim K and all that- any time I’m laying on the couch, eating Nerds out of my belly button, and she pops up- I think- gal, you need to shape up if you want a man like me ......( and I’m very happily married to a great girl that doesn’t eat poop, so I’m taken anyway)
I’m with @pagrey - living vicariously through these nitwits is not living and of no value. I’m way more into my own life, as good or bad as it may be at that moment, it’s mine.
I’m not a big fan of spectating in most forms generally-
But if someone is gonna eat poop I might buy tickets.....
In the meantime, i’m gonna drop a baby ruth into a glass of mtn dew and study on all this.
Now look. If you have to go twice you’re not doing it right the first time. I see someone’s was bemused by your antics!
My territory right here-
First, you WILL look younger, about 1 1/2 years old actually, if you do that.
And you will look way stupider , regardless of how stupid you look now-
And if looking younger helps you get chicks, it will be negated by the reputation that you eat turds. Might as well plan on bowling every weekend, you won’t be doing much else.
On Kim K and all that- any time I’m laying on the couch, eating Nerds out of my belly button, and she pops up- I think- gal, you need to shape up if you want a man like me ......( and I’m very happily married to a great girl that doesn’t eat poop, so I’m taken anyway)
I’m with @pagrey - living vicariously through these nitwits is not living and of no value. I’m way more into my own life, as good or bad as it may be at that moment, it’s mine.
I’m not a big fan of spectating in most forms generally-
But if someone is gonna eat poop I might buy tickets.....
In the meantime, i’m gonna drop a baby ruth into a glass of mtn dew and study on all this.
Gosh I miss the South. I’m moving back one day 4 sure.
I might let her shit on my forehead if I get to watch her asshole pucker. I can shower...
I don't need to eat shit. I ate my ex-wife's cooking. Same difference. 