Military Memes

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That takes "hitting the broad side of a barn" to a whole notha level!

 

[Wildman]

That takes "hitting the broad side of a barn" to a whole notha level!

I knew a few who still couldn't hit it...

 

[StG58]

Weapons free. Mount 51, fire for effect.

 

[Zorba]

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Its easier to hit the target from inside...

 

[Wildman]

 

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That'd be a fun competition to watch lol

 

[Wildman]

 

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I'm not gonna pretend I know what any of this means, but I thought that AA stood for athletic alcoholics? I only heard that from the fat electrician lol

 

[Wildman]

I'm not gonna pretend I know what any of this means, but I thought that AA stood for athletic alcoholics? I only heard that from the fat electrician lol

We enjoyed making up shitty/funny names for our Division patches.... And I've worn a few of the ones listed there too... And then many others that aren't there too.

 

[DEValken]

I'm not gonna pretend I know what any of this means, but I thought that AA stood for athletic alcoholics? I only heard that from the fat electrician lol

It goes back to WW2 I think. The All American Division (82nd Airborne) from Ft Bragg. Everybody I knew just called them assholes.

EDIT: Air Assault > Airborne

 

[speeding_infraction]

It goes back to WW2 I think. The All American Division (82nd Airborne) from Ft Bragg. Everybody I knew just called them assholes.

EDIT: Air Assault > Airborne

Yep, I knew I had heard the real name somewhere.
Is this right?

 

[Woodrow]

That takes "hitting the broad side of a barn" to a whole notha level!

I knew a few who still couldn't hit it...

well, technically it's the narrow side of that barn...

 

[Wildman]

 

[Wildman]

 

[Dr. Internet]

Who is the moron that came up with blue camo for the Navy? I mean, all Navy ships are gray, so it doesn't work there. There are no blue deserts or jungles, so that doesn't work. The only blue is the ocean, and if you go overboard, the last thing you want is to be unseen. That's why life jackets are bright orange. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over.

 

[Wildman]

 

[DEValken]

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Make you buddy smile!

 

[Wildman]

Military Phrases
Do you know what these phrases mean?
High and tight
Soup sandwich
Mandatory fun
I've got your six
Zero-dark-thirty
Two days and a wake up
Beat your face
Break it down Barney-style
Voluntold
Getting smoked
Field strip
Full battle-rattle
Police call
Pop smoke

 

[Wildman]

 

[Wildman]