The unfortunate JKU & JLU of the day thread

Fab Fours calls their latest abomination the Grumper. Seriously.
https://fabfours.com/product/jeep-jk-grumper/
WTF is a Grumper? A grumpy cat? A grumpy old man? Nope ... now it all makes perfect sense.

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I don't get why he hasn't pulled his winch all the way in so the hook isn't swinging around like a dingleberry? And why 3 12" light bars on the windshield instead of one long one? I don't get the attachment on his hood of what is suppose to be louvers I think? And grab bars on the outside of the windshield frame? What's with the "Rough Country" lower air dam thing?? He looses probably 4+" of ground clearance with those rocker skids/step bars. The fender flares look like they'd flap in the wind like my dog's ears when her head is out the window. Triple recovery shackles on the rear? Does he really need a basket over the rear tire when he has a roof rack? Diamond plate bug deflector? He has every "honor badge" in North America, yet can't even hop a curb! And the final kicker, why put all of this into your Jeep but not even a minor or budget lift? Even if he did put a Rough Country lift on, that would probably be somewhat better?
 
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I don't get why he hasn't pulled his winch all the way in so the hook isn't swinging around like a dingleberry? And why 3 12" light bars on the windshield instead of one long one? I don't get the attachment on his hood of what is suppose to be louvers I think? And grab bars on the outside of the windshield frame? What's with the "Rough Country" lower air dam thing?? He looses probably 4+" of ground clearance with those rocker skids/step bars. The fender flares look like they'd flap in the wind like my dog's ears when her head is out the window. Triple recovery shackles on the rear? Does he really need a basket over the rear tire when he has a roof rack? Diamond plate bug deflector? He has every "honor badge" in North America, yet can't even hop a curb! And the final kicker, why put all of this into your Jeep but not even a minor or budget lift? Even if he did put a Rough Country lift on, that would probably be somewhat better?
Trying to think of something nice to say about the pic....ummmm..I like the weather there. 😁