Anyone Got Any Good Hunting Stories?

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With the draws all in and everyone knowing where/what they're hunting this fall, does anyone have any good hunting stories?
I've got a few.

One of my favorites was one of the first years I bowhunted the Missouri River Breaks/CMR with my wife. She wasnt hunting at that time but still came along, mostly to do the calling and to be my ears since I'm substantially hearing impaired.

If you're still reading, this might be a good time for a potty break and a large glass of something enjoyable to drink...

We found some elk. Figured out where they were spending their nights eating and where they'd go to during the day to get away from the hunters.
We knew we couldnt sneak in in the morning to cut them off, so were kinda stuck.

When we got back to the pickup and drove down to the river to fish, we got on top of a good size hill that overlooked a pretty good chunk of that area.
We stopped the truck to sit and kind of formulate a plan.
My wife asked what we had in the truck as far as overnight supplies? Only a couple of random blankets and our daypacks. The good stuff was back in the camper.
That'll work, she says.
After we got skunked with the fishing poles, we parked the pickup at the base of that hill and started making our way to a spot where we'd spread out the blankets and spend the night.
In front of us was a vast expanse of tall green grass filling in the open timber.
We set off on our hike, full of excitement and anticipation.

It wasn't long and we discovered that the tall green grass was actually tall green.....thistles.
And the reason the timber was open?
Many of the Poplar trees had blown over, making a sometimes impassable jumble of logs.
This was all but invisible from our roadside vantage point because of the nice, green, tall thistles.

We struggled through it for what seemed like days. As dark started making it's final approach, it was obvious that we weren't going to get out of the thistle patch any time soon, so we just found a spot next to a downed tree and made our beds on, yep, the thistles.

The overnight was incredible! A full moon with not a hint of a breeze, warm enough that we really didnt need blankets.
Which was good since we needed them under us to save us from the thistles.
Every time I woke up overnight, the elk were bugling close by!

My wife really likes to talk to owls, so when one was hooting close by, she had to reply.
"What do you suppose an owl on the ground sounds like to a big cat?" I asked.
She grabbed her .45 and didnt sleep another wink.

I slept really well. Overslept, in fact.
Despite her best efforts, it was getting light out when I finally got up.
Mistake number 2 was ignoring her suggestions on where to put the cow elk decoy. I was probably 40-50 yards from bed/blind when I heard an elk bugle. It was in the direction of the blind, but well behind it- like hundreds of yards.
I staked the decoy down and started for the blind.
He bugled again but this time MUCH closer. Like, find a hiding spot right now kind of close!
I duck into some brush in time to see a very large bull standing on the other side of the log my wife is next to. He's screaming his lungs out and destroying any brush he can get to. He's pacing back and forth behind that log, looking like he KNOWS there's a hot cow just on the other side of this downed tree.
I couldn't see my wife, but I found out later that she had blown her cow call to get him to come in.
It worked!
I never was able to get a shot because A. My wife was somewhere between me and that elk, B. I was a good 40- 50 yards from him and C. He had a large dead log covering his vitals.

Concerned that he'd jump that tree, I tried using my cow call to lure him away.
No way.
He wouldn't even look up.
He was THAT determined that the girl of his dreams lay just over this dead log.

Concerned about having him in her lap, she had quit using the call and he eventually just wandered off.

I ran over to see where my wife was. She had pretty much crawled UNDER that tree so that if he did jump it, she could get to the other side and keep the tree between them.

I know I don't do it justice, but that hunt was incredible to live it.
I've always been more about the hunt than the kill, and this one really drove home how awesome a hunt can be- even without a kill.

So, let's hear your stories! "Successful" or empty handed, funny or scary!
 
A couple of years ago on an archery bull elk hunt during the rut, my buddy and I were chasing bugling bulls moving between a couple of moderate canyons with large meadows of deadfall and new growth between.

We’d both patterned morning movements from feeding to bedding areas and were working the top and bottom of the same set of fingers above a canyon.

The day before, I’d finally cut the bulls off and intercepted as they got into the thick timber to bed. Everything was perfect; 4 bulls working 3 cows and they had no idea I was there. Spent a couple of hours stalking in, getting busted, working back in and finally getting off a 65 yd shot on a really nice 340 - 350 bull. Unfortunately, he turned as I released the shot and my arrow skirted past his shoulder. They spooked and bugged out.

The next day, I was in the same spot waiting and that morning, one or more cows flipped into estrus and all out insanity kicked in as I found myself in the midst of 75-100 elk, bulls screaming, barreling over the ridges to fight the ones with hot cows. It was like being inside a National Geographic documentary. Talk about awesome…!

I worked in on the main action and waited at full draw at 35 yards for the herd bull and another he was fighting to separate so I could get a clean shot and when they did, I chased the bigger bull but could never get a clean shot on what was the biggest bull elk I’ve ever seen on the hoof. He was without a doubt a 400” bull.

Lost him in the woods and spent the next hour making multiple stalks on the rest only to get busted by cows I couldn’t see through the shoulder high ferns growing in the burn area we were in.

After one too many spooks, the entire herd stampeded down the hill toward where my buddy was. I radioed ahead but couldn’t make contact, so I chased as fast as I could knowing the elk wouldn’t likely stop for a couple of miles.

When I got to the fire road below, I found my buddy gassed, hands on knees and panting. Turns out he was in the cut below the road, heard the bugling and not wanting to risk spoiling my set up since he didn’t know exactly where I was and how things were unfolding, he’d stayed below.

When he heard the bugles getting closer and the rumble of running elk, he scrambled up the hill to the road just as the elk were pouring off the hill into the canyon.

He said elk were pouring off the hill like a waterfall… cow , cow, cow, bull, cow, bull…. With no time to set up, and knowing the elk weren’t going to stop any time soon, he’d taken shots at running bulls, leaving all 5 of his arrows stuck in trees nearby.

After the adrenaline wore off, we retrieved his arrows, recounted the morning’s hunt, the herd bull that we both agreed was an absolute giant we were fortunate to have seen up close in the wild, and what we now refer to as the Elk Apocalypse.

We both missed multiple shots, passed on bulls we probably should have been happy to take and blew stalks during the course of that hunt, but we were in bulls for 12 of 13 days and even though we came home empty handed, we both agreed that it was one of the best hunts either of us has been on. I also saw 3 Mexican Grey wolves one morning.
 
A couple of years ago on an archery bull elk hunt during the rut, my buddy and I were chasing bugling bulls moving between a couple of moderate canyons with large meadows of deadfall and new growth between.

We’d both patterned morning movements from feeding to bedding areas and were working the top and bottom of the same set of fingers above a canyon.

The day before, I’d finally cut the bulls off and intercepted as they got into the thick timber to bed. Everything was perfect; 4 bulls working 3 cows and they had no idea I was there. Spent a couple of hours stalking in, getting busted, working back in and finally getting off a 65 yd shot on a really nice 340 - 350 bull. Unfortunately, he turned as I released the shot and my arrow skirted past his shoulder. They spooked and bugged out.

The next day, I was in the same spot waiting and that morning, one or more cows flipped into estrus and all out insanity kicked in as I found myself in the midst of 75-100 elk, bulls screaming, barreling over the ridges to fight the ones with hot cows. It was like being inside a National Geographic documentary. Talk about awesome…!

I worked in on the main action and waited at full draw at 35 yards for the herd bull and another he was fighting to separate so I could get a clean shot and when they did, I chased the bigger bull but could never get a clean shot on what was the biggest bull elk I’ve ever seen on the hoof. He was without a doubt a 400” bull.

Lost him in the woods and spent the next hour making multiple stalks on the rest only to get busted by cows I couldn’t see through the shoulder high ferns growing in the burn area we were in.

After one too many spooks, the entire herd stampeded down the hill toward where my buddy was. I radioed ahead but couldn’t make contact, so I chased as fast as I could knowing the elk wouldn’t likely stop for a couple of miles.

When I got to the fire road below, I found my buddy gassed, hands on knees and panting. Turns out he was in the cut below the road, heard the bugling and not wanting to risk spoiling my set up since he didn’t know exactly where I was and how things were unfolding, he’d stayed below.

When he heard the bugles getting closer and the rumble of running elk, he scrambled up the hill to the road just as the elk were pouring off the hill into the canyon.

He said elk were pouring off the hill like a waterfall… cow , cow, cow, bull, cow, bull…. With no time to set up, and knowing the elk weren’t going to stop any time soon, he’d taken shots at running bulls, leaving all 5 of his arrows stuck in trees nearby.

After the adrenaline wore off, we retrieved his arrows, recounted the morning’s hunt, the herd bull that we both agreed was an absolute giant we were fortunate to have seen up close in the wild, and what we now refer to as the Elk Apocalypse.

We both missed multiple shots, passed on bulls we probably should have been happy to take and blew stalks during the course of that hunt, but we were in bulls for 12 of 13 days and even though we came home empty handed, we both agreed that it was one of the best hunts either of us has been on. I also saw 3 Mexican Grey wolves one morning.

Thank you, Dave! That is a great story!
Getting in/around elk during the rut is a big part of why I like to bowhunt them.
There is absolutely nothing like the screaming of a bull elk at close range!

Thank you for sharing!

Ron
 
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When my dad was 76, he decided we needed to do a guided elk hunt together and after much scouring, found a cancellation hunt that fit the budget.

Dad and I were set up, 2 on 1, with the outfitter and I set the tone early that he had dibbs on the first shot.

Late afternoon of day 1, we found a couple of decent bulls and got dad lined up for a shot. Don’t really know if he pulled the shot or the bull moved a touch, but he scored a chest hit. We tracked the bull until about dark but had to back out to return the next day.

This was a late season hunt and we’d been navigating deadfall trees and often knee deep snow. The next morning, the plan was to locate dad’s bull and either process him or finish him off, but dad was too sore to hit it early and needed time to get loosened up before heading back into the field.

Instructions were clear; if we located the bull before returning for him at lunch time, I was to finish the job and get the bull on the ground. My dad was an old school badass, and one not to be questioned, so with marching orders in hand, we sett off to find his bull.

While watching a group of bulls moving through the woods, I noticed one lagging behind the rest that had snow caked on his neck, back and antlers. The outfitter circled behind to verify a blood trail, communicating with hand signals to confirm we’d found dad’s injured bull who’d been bedded nursing his injury during the night. The first shot to the shoulder anchored the bull and a quick follow up finished the job.

We started hiking back to the truck, knowing we could get it closer to improve the pack out. Along the way, we bumped the other bulls but didn’t pursue since we wanted to go get dad and get his bull taken care of. Then, as we crossed a fire break clear cut about 1/4 mile from the truck, the bulls popped out into the clear cut 170 yards away and just stood there. The outfitter said that’s got to be a sign, confirmed which was the better bull, and within 45 minutes of finishing off my dad’s bull, I had my own bull on the ground.

There was one other hunter in camp, and we spent the next 3 days helping him get his bull. Would have been ideal for dad to finish off his bull but overall, a great trip and time spent with my dad.

Dad’s bull

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My bull

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When i was 16 hunting blacktail alone on my parents property in southern oregon i had a nice side shot at a 4 point buck(here you only count one side). I shot and he dropped and then ran. I chased him for hours and finally got a clean shot. On my way back down to the road i saw his twin brother crumpled up right where he dropped from the first shot....they must have been bedded down together.
thankfully my grandpa had a tag and was happy to have a nice buck for zero effort.

Another time i was drawing a bead on a nice buck here in CA and had a boar bust out of the brush right at me from about 30ft away. I didn't know I'd be using a pig tag that day!
 
I've had the opportunity to get up close and personal with many critters over the years while hunting. It's one of my favorite parts of being in God's country. Here are a few short versions of longer stories:
  • In Minnesota, several times I had a herd of white-tailed does upwind 5 yds away from me in a CRP field while sitting on the ground against a tree on the edge of the field. No bucks, though, so all I did was marvel at the situation every time it happened.
  • Sitting against that same tree another morning, I had a whitetail doe come in from behind (upwind of) me in the pre-dawn hours, and as she passed by me at about 5 feet, she caught my scent and jumped sideways about 10 feet before disappearing back into the woods.
  • Also in Minnesota, an owl scared the bejesus out of me by coming from behind and buzzing my noggin while I was sitting on a stool in the tall CRP grass.
  • In Texas, I had a mountain lion scream at me at less then 100 feet while predator hunting at about 3am in total darkness. Never saw it, though.
  • In Texas, I had a squirrel jump onto my shoulder while sitting in a treestand. Realtree camo was, apparently, the real deal. I don't know who was more freaked out - me or the squirrel!
  • In northern New Mexico, while leaned against a tree taking a mid-day nap with my knees up, like this |\_/\, if that makes sense, I had a camp robber land on my right knee. Have you ever looked a camp robber in the eye? I have!
  • Also in New Mexico on an elk scouting trip, I watched a pair of Mexican gray wolves chase a cow elk and her calf from less than 100 yds. I didn't see the end of the chase, so I don't know if the wolves got fed or not. At the time, New Mexico wouldn't confirm any resident wolf breeding pairs. Less than a year later, they did.
  • On Kupreanof Island in SE Alaska, during a boat-based spring black bear hunt, we weren't finding many bears out on the shoreline, yet, so I decided to spike camp inland a bit to be on the island at first light. In the middle of the night, while in a sleeping bag and bivy sack, I had a black bear sniff my head. Hearing a bear breathing in your ear while you're zipped in a bag and bivy sack is more than a little unnerving. Let's just say that I did a little bit of praying! Fortunately, it worked. Or maybe it was the stench of a feller who'd been out in the backcountry for over a week. He/she took a whiff and continued walking by.
 
Mobile SAM sites during the second Gulf War. They would roll them into a ravine and cover them before we could get eyes-on. Switched to a low level fly-by and found them. This is south of the strike zone during the first Gulf War. Wild Weasel SAM Hunters. 😆 Hunting is hunting, right?

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Mobile SAM sites during the second Gulf War. They would roll them into a ravine and cover them before we could get eyes-on. Switched to a low level fly-by and found them. This is south of the strike zone during the first Gulf War. Wild Weasel SAM Hunters. 😆 Hunting is hunting, right?
Yes, hunting is hunting! However, I'm confused by the photo and my lack of time spent in service. How is what is shown in the photo considered mobile? That doesn't look mobile, and I'm genuinely curious.
 
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Yes, hunting is hunting! However, I'm confused by the photo and my lack of time spent in service. How is what is shown in the photo considered mobile? That doesn't look mobile, and I'm genuinely curious.

I don't have pics of the attacks on the MSUs. This was taken by my back seater. We're about a mile south of the area where they were hiding the spoon rests (radar). Those things below are parts of a mosque from which they would shoot at us. We couldn't hit the mosque but we could, and did, hit everything around it. Flying these missions was just like hunting game. We would brief on conditions, approach, range, safety, communication, etc. The first few times it would feel like being on a new hunting lease. Then it was like knowing that lease so well that we named ridges and rocky areas. It was kind of cool how getting ready to deer hunt and hunting SAMs were so much alike. It also made me feel more at peace. Remembering when my brother in law first took me and his son hunting. Teaching us how to track, camp, care for the weapons, respect the area, and even camp cooking.
 
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Flying these missions was just like hunting game...
With the exception that most game isn't shooting back! My mountain lion experience wasn't really scary, just startling. The black bear sniffing my head, though - that was scary. I was trying to figure out how to reach my rifle quickly from stuck inside the sleeping bag/bivy sack...

Thank you for your service!
 
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Funniest I've heard lately is this the wealthy guy goes on his annual African safari, kills a bull elephant and the entire heard tramples him to death.
lol, that's gotta hurt?
I really have nothing against hunting, I just thought this was too funny.
 
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I don't have pics of the attacks on the MSUs. This was taken by my back seater. We're about a mile south of the area where they were hiding the spoon rests (radar). Those things below are parts of a mosque from which they would shoot at us. We couldn't hit the mosque but we could, and did, hit everything around it. Flying these missions was just like hunting game. We would brief on conditions, approach, range, safety, communication, etc. The first few times it would feel like being on a new hunting lease. Then it was like knowing that lease so well that we named ridges and rocky areas. It was kind of cool how getting ready to deer hunt and hunting SAMs were so much alike. It also made me feel more at peace. Remembering when my brother in law first took me and his son hunting. Teaching us how to track, camp, care for the weapons, respect the area, and even camp cooking.

Hunting is hunting!
I never thought of the correlation between hunting game and hunting humans/military targets but it's definately there on a whole other level!
Thank you for posting that!!!
 
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