A dog will help his human hunt! Cats will eat their human before they starve to death. That why there's no stories about them!
Too funny! On my last ship, USNS Wyman, there was a pinhole leak in a Diesel line and we had Diesel flavored water everywhere. In the coffee it floated on top, so you could sort of skim it off with a napkin or spoon. In the shower there was no getting away from it. Take a shower and come out oily and stinking of Diesel. Took almost a year for the snipes to find it.
But if you are single and from WV, does that mean you broke it off in your cousin? Jk jk
Hehehehe,
I'm glad I ain't the ONLY one who didn't know WTF this meant...
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