I haven't been able to even look at another woman since my wife died ten years ago.
Now that I'm out of prison it was worth it.
Now that I'm out of prison it was worth it.
Dad Jokes
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit"
Tame way.
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit"
Tame way.
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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?
He wanted to get a long little doggie.
He wanted to get a long little doggie.
What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
Ones heavy, the others a little lighter.
Ones heavy, the others a little lighter.
Did you see the dyslexic atheist rally?
They all had signs that said there is no dog.
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
They all had signs that said there is no dog.
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
I`ve been reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can`t put it down.....
I`ve been reading a Stephen King book in braille.
Something bad is gonna happen, I can feel it.
I can`t put it down.....
I`ve been reading a Stephen King book in braille.
Something bad is gonna happen, I can feel it.
How can you tell if a joke is a dad joke?
It's apparent
It's apparent
What do you call a snowman with 6 pack abs?
The abdominal snow man
The abdominal snow man
What do you call a cow with three legs… lean beef
What about a cow with two legs?…. Your mom
A: Have you ever heard of country fried steak?
B: Yeah.
A: Do you know what country they fried it in?
B: No.
A: Greece!
B: Yeah.
A: Do you know what country they fried it in?
B: No.
A: Greece!
How come Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa’s elves?
Because they make all the toys.
Because they make all the toys.
Which is easier to unload: A truck full of bowling balls or a truck load of dead babies?
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