How about them apples?

Why make 1 woman miserable when you could make multiple?

To quote Wilt - "With all of you men out there who think that having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I have learned in my life I've found out that having one woman a thousand different times is much more satisfying"
 
Congrats! 1 and done for life! Keep her. Love her. Listen to her. It's confusing, but try to understand what she's saying. It works.

23 years and happier than ever!

And then she bangs a coworker and you are living in a travel trailer in little brother's driveway
 
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Wow you married above your pay-grade 🤣 She's a keeper. Congrats
I hope her boyfriend is not on here 😆😆😆

She really is beautiful. That color blue, the full doors, the lift. Really nice. Girl sorta blocks the view.

In all seriousness, congratulations. A good marriage is a lot of what makes my life as good as it is.

Work at it, remember the small things, and put down the phone and listen.
 
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Married at 51, my married friends laughed and said that I’ve been on vacation my whole life 😂. 14 years later I realized she probably saved my life!
 
my marriage was the first 19 seconds of this classic

then seconds 20-22 happened


followed by seconds 23-41 online dating

and finally seconds 42 onto the end, time spent with my girl, 6 years & counting now