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Court docs: Centerville man ‘spread some love’ by waving at passing cars while fully nude
CENTERVILLE, Ind. — Court documents reveal that a Centerville man told police he had experienced a “spiritual awakening” and decided to “spread some love” by standing in his doorway and waving at people who drove by on U.S. 40. The only problem? The man was completely naked.
Elijah Barker, 42, was arrested on Saturday and charged with possession of methamphetamine, a Level 6 felony, and indecent exposure, a Class C misdemeanor.
According to police reports, officers were dispatched to the apartments due to reports of a man standing nude in his open doorway and masturbating in full sight of the public.
Officers reported arriving at Barker’s apartment and finding the front door wide open and all the curtains pulled away to allow a “full view” of the inside of the apartment — which included a fully nude Barker.
Barker met the officers at his front door and asked if they preferred he put some clothes on before speaking.
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After putting on a pair of shorts, officers began to ask Barker about his state of nudity.
Barker reportedly then pointed behind the officer and said, “Jeep, Jeep.” He told police he said this every time a Jeep passed.
The officer noted that he did not observe any Jeep on the highway.
Court documents reveal
officers then informed Barker that the department had received reports of him standing in his doorway and masturbating.
When asked if these accusations were true, police said Barker admitted they were.