Mega millions

[mxz800]

What would you do if you were lucky enough to win Friday?

The first thing I would do is I would photocopy the ticket. And put the real ticket in a very safe place then I'd go see my lawyer.

I would have her set up a trust for the money to go into. That way nobody would know that I won. Then I would go see my accountant then I would see my financial advisor.

 

[Tray Burge]

I don't need it, I have enough already.
Lotteries are just self imposed taxation programs for the ignorant, a retirement plan for stupid people.
Sad.

 

[sab]

What would you do if you were lucky enough to win Friday?

I would say, "Man, my luck is absolutely incredible - I won the lottery without buying a ticket!"

 

[Apparition]

I’d start a TJ forum and live like a king.

 

[mxz800]

Two bucks for a ticket, wtf someone got to win. I retired about 22 years ago, don't drink, don't smoke so I figure might as well waste two bucks.

APP if you start a TJ Forum you can spend your time on gay dating sites.

Post in thread 'Political meme dump' https://wranglertjforum.com/threads/political-meme-dump.39564/post-1159984

 

[rasband]

Two bucks for a ticket, wtf someone got to win.

It's fun to dream, even if it's unlikely.

 

[Stinkbug]

I don't need it, I have enough already.
Lotteries are just self imposed taxation programs for the ignorant, a retirement plan for stupid people.
Sad.

For some people that don’t have “enough already” spending $2 on a lottery ticket provides a cheap opportunity to dream about what could be if the stars lined up just right.

 

[Tray Burge]

For some people that don’t have “enough already” spending $2 on a lottery ticket provides a cheap opportunity to dream about what could be if the stars lined up just right.

Exactly, that's their retirement plan. lol

 

[InOmaha]

I'd buy a couple politicians. I've always wondered what that was like.

 

[Chris]

I’d personally take at least half of it and find people in need to give it to. I wouldn’t give it to a charity, I would go do the footwork myself.

The rest I would put into investment accounts and use to pay off my house and such.

 

[P man]

I’d start a TJ forum and live like a king.

Just think of it...guitars, camaros and people Inboxing you constantly because @mrblaine Hurt someone's feelings

 

[P man]

In all seriousness I don't play because I would never want to deal with the aftermath..im happy living check to check and nobody bothering me

 

[Zorba]

A friend's neighbor won a number of years ago. They were terrified!

I'd disappear. Probably move to Greece.

 

[cliffish]

Three chicks at the same time...given that amount of $$ I could probably pull that off...lol

 

[JMT]

Most people who get rich are assholes. If you wanna be one of those, go for it...

 

[tworley]

I'd pay off the rest of our and immediate families debt. Take an extravagant trip somewhere. Then invest the rest.

 

[Tray Burge]

Most people who get rich are assholes. If you wanna be one of those, go for it...

Wealth doesn't make you an asshole, it only magnifies the person you already are.

 

[P man]

Three chicks at the same time...given that amount of $$ I could probably pull that off...lol

That's a typical Tuesday night for me son

 

[mxz800]

No one would know that I won, so I would only move if I wanted. Good way to have your family hate you is to give them money, or pay their bills.

No matter how much money you give it will never be enough. When you run out of money they will accuse you of hiding money.

 

[JMT]

Wealth doesn't make you an asshole, it only magnifies the person you already are.

I totally agree with that, which is why I said, "MOST people..." You're proving my point now. MOST people will distort everything you say. They do that to feel better about themselves. Please don't get offended. This is sarcasm. Why do I have to spell that out?