Actually got out in the mess for the first time since Friday, and had the 17yr old drive the jeep around to get a feel for how to actually drive in this stuff. For those not in the south, the general strategy is just wait for it to melt, but this storm was different and it is not melting at the usual rate. I grew up in Chicago so driving in snow was never an issue, but it's been close to 30 years since I lived up north, so driving in winter conditions has atrophied as a skill.
Anyway, she didn't wreck it, but I also had a hard time getting her to hit the gas and force the back end to break free. I guess we'll call that a success.