You know you're getting old when...

You know you're getting old when you find excuses to go to the bathroom and take as long as you can while browsing the internet on your phone / tablet.
 
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I was recently at a team meeting event in Phoenix AZ. After a tour (in a pink jeep actually) of some of the local area, we are sitting at this bar drinking a beer and just talking about work, future of the company etc and enjoying the sunset.

A guy and his young kids come over to the magnifying scopes so they can take turns looking at the rocks. An impatient one starts tapping my arm, asking me various questions:

"Hey old guy, can I borrow a dollar?"
"Hey old guy, what are you doing here?"
"Hey old guy, did you look through these yet?"
"Hey old guy..."

Yes, I felt old...
 
You know you're getting old when...

You look at the guest star names appearing on the various late night TV programs like Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show and you haven't heard of any of them so you go to bed instead.
 
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When my son was younger I read him a book about curious George getting tangled in a phone cord. He looked at me and said "what's a phone cord?"


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Ahahahaha! He has a point there... Can't remember the last time I saw a phone with a cord.