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Wouldn't you have to learn how to maintain your fucking rig first so it doesn't break down on the way to and from the trail head? Only a goddam fuckwit such as yourself would not understand why he didn't get the invite from Garrett to go play with the big boys. That's because they wanted to do some wheeling and not drag your broken down ass over the trail all day.
Still no receipts.

Too and from?

Fuck you old man.

Show me where ?

I like your products but you are a fucktard and you ball sack clutching minions are drones.
 
There's your welfare check. He is still an incoherent, chaotic mess.

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Say you are OK with an antirock.

Become an incoherent, chaotic mess.

Ok there Alton Brown.

Where is your hat?
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Inventing your own outrage. This is why it is easy to believe you really did break Mike's Jeep and lied about it.

You aren't good at any of this.
 
I can, and only you and I know what happened.

Milt and Greg were talking when it happened so, at most, they know that you were near my rig and that my gauge was hanging at some point. @Farmergreg doesn't know when it fell and no one is asking him to have info that he doesn't have.

For more clarity:

Your legs were heavily wrapped in bandages, you waddled all day when you were barely on your feet, and you were having a hard time keeping your balance even with your cane.

Until you ducked my dash, the gauge had held up in Tucson, southern Nevada, Moab, Sand Hollow, and Terminator (until you touched my shit by accident).

A "man" would have yelled, "Hey I fucked up I'm sorry". That would have been the end of it.

But instead, you failed to be a man. You got really fucking quiet sitting an additional 15 feet away in your rig...no jokes about the duck nothing like that at all because you knew you fucked up and were too worried about not being responsible for the damage. You were never going to owe me anything monetarily. But you failed to show up and be a fucking man.

And since you didn't do your part, I was put in a tough spot because I didn't know what to say about it considering that I had just met you all for the first time and wanted to have a good time.

Consider knocking off all the tough talk when we both know you are basically 5% away from living in a hospital full-time.
^Wow, this post hits an all-time low even for WTJF. We both know you're better than this.

Did I hear correctly that day when you said it wasn't a big deal and maybe mention it was only glued on?
Were you just being "nice" since we all just met?
Do we now know exactly how you feel about the incident?
 
This is all way more funny once you understand that some of these tough guy facades aren't in real life who they pretend to be. I'm glad the Internet empowers them because they definitely aren't getting that in life.

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Still no receipts.

Too and from?

Fuck you old man.

Show me where ?

I like your products but you are a fucktard and you ball sack clutching minions are drones.
The problem here is it doesn't matter. There could be video of Farmer Greg driving off and leaving your broken down ass on the side of the road and you'd still deny it, still try to twist it to your benefit and still deflect the implications as far from you as you think possible so none of the truth lands anywhere near where you are. Sadly, I was and still am on your side. I don't believe it is appropriate to ever drive off and leave someone on the side of the road unless the remedy is clear and immediate to do so.

Even more sad is this shitshow started because you apparently own an Anti-rock and somehow feel personally attacked over the benefits of an alternate product being discussed. That is a level of instability that we rarely see. I certainly don't care what your preference is. I do care that we should be allowed to discuss the pros and cons of alternate products though because that is how we learn.

The part you'll never understand is if your buddy takes me up on my offers for assistance, I'll stand by my word, like always.
 
Inventing your own outrage. This is why it is easy to believe you really did break Mike's Jeep and lied about it.

You aren't good at any of this.

I'm just trying to figure out why he thinks calling you Alton is an insult. He is ridiculously good at what he does. He is exceptionally skilled at cooking, a fantastic food science expert, he is a pilot, owns a plane, and is a multi-millionaire. Are you insulted yet?
 
I'm bothered by a moderator liking posts that are of people instigating. Do they not know the difference or are they supporting this kind of behavior? It really can only be one or the other.

Seems it's not the first time... A sign of things to come?

@Jerry Bransford you liking that post is as comical as it is ironic.
 
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I'm just trying to figure out why he thinks calling you Alton is an insult. He is ridiculously good at what he does. He is exceptionally skilled at cooking, a fantastic food science expert, he is a pilot, owns a plane, and is a multi-millionaire. Are you insulted yet?

I sure miss good eats...
 
I sure miss good eats...
It has its moments. I'm okay with the wierdo models and stuff to explain the science, the costumes and accents, not so much. Big fan of his work on various shows as a judge, host, and commentator. We were sad when no more new episodes of Cutthroat Kitchen showed up. That said, I'll take an hour of cringe worthy stunts and costumes on Good Eats before I suffer through a single minute of anything Gordon Ramsey and, if Anne Burrell were the only entertainment on TV, we'd just stop owning a TV. I'm starting to think her and RINC may be related.
 
I'm just trying to figure out why he thinks calling you Alton is an insult. He is ridiculously good at what he does. He is exceptionally skilled at cooking, a fantastic food science expert, he is a pilot, owns a plane, and is a multi-millionaire. Are you insulted yet?

It's confusing. Alton is an excellent teacher and a very enjoyable presentor.

Everything about the last 18 hours has been confusing.
 
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