14 foot boards in a short bed

Well the issue is compounded by the fact there are no White Castles near here. So every time I've eaten it, it's been in the middle of a 3hr or longer road trip. None of my current vehicles have a toilet behind the steering wheel, so it makes for a long, and sometimes complicated trip home. I've never been a fan of brown interior, so I just skip the WC now.

White Castle calls them sliders because that's how they go in, and how they come out!
 
A few years back, I had to address a drainage issue in a subdivision we'd designed and built, and I was dealing with three homeowners all adjacent to each other. All three were imports from Kah-lee-for-nya (that's my Arnold accent). They were all conservatives - go figure!

Based on my past experiences, I'd strongly recommend anyone trying White Castle for the first time, do so while sitting on the toilet. I can only imagine how my ordeal would play out if jalapeños were thrown in the mix. (I LOVE jalapeños though)
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I wanted to like it so much, but it blowing out my guts and the lackluster taste, I have to pass

I have texted my friend my regret in the morning the day after I make wangz like 90% of the time. Still my favorite thing to cook. You gotta really want it
 
White Castle calls them sliders because that's how they go in, and how they come out!

Well, that's fair I guess. I appreciate their transparency. However, if they ever decide to give them a name more reflective of their exit, I might suggest they change the name to Blasters™.
 
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I have texted my friend my regret in the morning the day after I make wangz like 90% of the time. Still my favorite thing to cook. You gotta really want it

Oh, I'm right there with you. I love spicy stuff, and wings is one of my favorite things to eat. But, I am prepared for what's to come when I eat wings. Therefore, I can plan my meal/schedule accordingly. I'm willing to suffer for some good food when needed. In this case, I didn't expect an all-out war on my digestive tract from a burger. I just don't like my a-hole getting ambushed like that.
 
Can I get 14' lumber home safely if I have a 6.5' bed in my truck you think?
Depending on the number of boards, yes, easily. Leave the tailgate up and strap it down in the front and rear. With the rear strap wrap the lumber bundle twice so if it moves backwards the wraps tighten. Attach a big red flag to the end of the lumber.