Okay, so this is my new plan.
I ordered one of these:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009IMW8BU?tag=wranglerorg-20
I'm going to mount this in the bed up of the truck and I'm going to forego the dual saddle fuel tanks altogether and just use this as my main tank. It will be easy to access and I'll have 46 gallons which is what I really like.
Currently I think I get about 10 MPG. Having to refill all the time (and especially having to fill two tanks) has become a pain in the butt. One thing I liked about my F150 was the massive fuel tank on it. At 46 gallons that will give me about 460 miles on a tank (give or take) which is more than enough to get to places I go frequently like Rapid City, Billings, etc.
This dual saddle fuel tank setup seems like some sort of design oversight. I don't know why they bothered with it. It's just one more point of failure and it could all be solved with one big tank.
Anyways, some might give me crap that it's in the bed, but if I'm being honest I'm not going to use this as a work truck and while I will haul stuff occasionally it's not going to be anything huge.
I should have just done this from the beginning. I guess I had to learn my lesson, such is life.
The good news is I know a guy locally who wants the tank setup so he's going to pay me enough that it will come close to offsetting the cost of this new tank, at which point most of what this comes down to is simply a lesson learned.
With 46 gallons my fuel anxiety fears will be gone as well. Watching how this thing sucked through gas really has made me want a bigger tank.