Apparently FB is suffering some massive outage right now

I just gave one of those O-scopes away, I was too cheap to buy leads for it.
O-scope leads are pricey! We got into QUITE the battle at work over them years back. A bunch of flaky scope probes were causing all sorts of problems, but nobody wanted to throw them away. My boss solved the problem by cutting the bad ones in half. I've done that myself to a few things over the years...