Construction language
Often there is a slight gap between what someone says and what they really mean. If this holds true anywhere it is in the construction industry.
I thought it would be helpful for everyone to get a quick primer on what construction workers say and what that actually means-
I can do anything- This means they’ve been bouncing around for the last 15 years and can’t hold a job anywhere
I am a craftsman- This means they are slow and unsure of what they are doing
I do not take drugs- Usually means they are a raging alcoholic
I do not drink alcohol- This means they are a raging drug abuser
I have not done any drugs except for heroin- This means they’ve spent every dime doing heroin (Someone actually said this)
I had an episode and can’t remember what I said - This means they were nearly blacked out drunk and chewed out the boss ( This happened yesterday)
The countertop is a little bit out of level- This means they didn’t even check it with a level and it’s so bad you can see it with the naked eye
I left the job at 4:30 - This means they quit working about 2 o’clock
My baby mama-This means some girl they knocked up
My car is in the shop- This means they don’t have a car
I left my tools in my other vehicle- This means I pawned everything Saturday
This job looks fantastic- This means it’s actually incomplete and a filthy mess
I will endeavor to come back and add some more there seems to be no end to these.
No primer needed here.... been dealing with "Construction Language" for 36 years....