Funny mainstream media phrases

I've been hearing the term "thirsty" used a lot lately and seeing it in news (we can't really call it "news" anymore though) headlines. The headline will read something along the lines of "Man leaves thirsty comment on woman's photo".

This is the definition of "thirsty" according to Urban Dictionary:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thirsty
Who the fuck is writing headlines these days?
 
Definition of Crapton: ‘How Japanese individuals pronounce Eric Clapton's name.’ Before I get accused of racism and being ‘un-PC’ recent Ancestry results show my family is 1% South Asian, therefore I am at liberty to crack on my own people! Hope all to whom it applies have a very nice Easter and Passover.
 
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