Jeez do I hate mud - especially when it's surprise mud

Jerry Bransford

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Three of us did a local rock crawling trail called Motino Wash out in the SoCal desert Saturday. Behind the Big Bear mountains if you know the area. We crawled our way up the backside of Big Bear and then ended up on top in Big Bear, somewhere around 7800' at the top. No rain, clear skies, a bit dusty at the most. No mud expected. Beautiful. Cool, bright sun, no wind, patchy snow.

So we're bopping along on dry & dusty dirt trails on top of the mountains heading for the highway when we start picking up some mud. Then more mud, then LOTS of mud. My TJ had no upper doors on and only a bikini top... the back was wide open. More details... my 35x12.50 tires stick out a lot. No fenders. I had my elbow out when it starts getting pelted with mud. Ok I pull my arm in. Then the mud got even worse & we're hitting some mud puddles... big mud puddles. Mud now frigging everywhere and I can't keep my windshield clean from waves of mud washing over it.

Today I went out to view the Jeep in my driveway and thought, ok my neighbors are going to come calling and knocking on my door saying "Jerry, about your Jeep". I pulled/pushed on a few larger muddy outcroppings and since drying overnight they're now like concrete.

Shit. I don't normally worry about my Jeep being dirty (my wife has refused to ride in it for a couple years now due to the dirt) but this is bad enough that it has to be cleaned. That means taking everything out including the big aluminum box in the back that is holding the rear carpeting down. Standing inside my TJ with the high-pressure soapy sprayer at its semi-yearly cleaning always gets funny glances.

Only one time before did my Jeep get anywhere near this muddy and that was with mrblaine. He & I went out late one night maybe 16-17 years ago to rescue two teenagers who had buried their parent's Wrangler and Grand Cherokee up to their frames in deep soupy mud at a new housing tract right after major rains. The kids gave us $5 in quarters for the local coin-op carwash to wash the mud off which didn't do much more than wash off maybe 10 lbs. of mud leaving 50 lbs. behind underneath lol.

I don't think even my local coin-op carwash is going to handle this for anything less than $15-20 in quarters. No more mud for me. Once maybe, twice is inexcusable lol.

These pics in reverse order... whouda thunk a Jeep would end up like this after the last photos below showing how the day started. I must have been bamboozled. 🤣

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I hate Mud also Jerry. I will avoid it at all costs. Not enough fun for the amount of cleaning it takes afterwards. And you never get it all out.
 
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Only one time before did my Jeep get anywhere near this muddy and that was with mrblaine. He & I went out late one night maybe 16-17 years ago to rescue two teenagers who had buried their parent's Wrangler and Grand Cherokee up to their frames in deep soupy mud at a new housing tract right after major rains. The kids gave us $5 in quarters for the local coin-op carwash to wash the mud off which didn't do much more than wash off maybe 10 lbs. of mud leaving 50 lbs. behind underneath lol.

My favorite part of that night was you and I at the top of the hill looking down on them. The road was off camber and slick and we knew once you started down it, you were committed and had to just ski it to the bottom because if you tried to stop and gain full control, you were going to be sideways on the hill. You asked me if I could go since you daily drove yours. I told that just because I had more than one vehicle did not mean I liked my Jeep any less than you liked yours. 😇

They did give us several handfuls of quarters. Not sure how many more it would have taken, all I know is that wasn't nearly enough quarters for that mess.
 
I'd rather deal with the mud than the nest of hornets that I pissed off a couple of years ago on a full moon night run. No top & no doors. And the wet stuff in Rattlesnake Wash was probably cow piss too.
Worst part is that a little girl got stung on her neck. I only got stung twice on my left leg, was wearing shorts too.
We had a good time tho.
 
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Big warning for whoever decides to go out to the Alvord desert in Oregon in winter. Hours of salt clay flying all over my Jeep. Hours. And it so high in salt content I’ve spent the last few months repainting everything to keep it from rusting everywhere :/
 
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You might think that and generally be correct. Look up the Lake Elsinore Super Bloom if you want to see what the rain has done locally for the past two months.

I actually saw something about this online the other day. It's pretty crazy what the rain has been doing.

I will say though that California definitely needs some rain.
 
You might think that and generally be correct. Look up the Lake Elsinore Super Bloom if you want to see what the rain has done locally for the past two months.

They had a NPR bit on this last week. I listened to it on the way back from work. My brother who's now in South Pasadena wanted to drive down there but never made it all the way. He said the crowds were utterly insane and he decided to turn back. Them naming it "super bloom" is not helping.

https://www.npr.org/2019/03/19/7047...-city-swarmed-by-selfie-stick-toting-tourists
 
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A couple things good about the PoppyPocalypse is that it brings in money to the local economy.
After you've payed your taxes of course.
 
I used to like mud unfortunately. My Jeep still has mud all over the underside I can't get seem to get off.
 
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