Speaking of Lawyers, 7 years ago I was in a room with a bunch of lawyers waiting for a deposition. One of the lawyers told me he had a female client whose car was totaled by a drunk, and was still waiting for the insurance company to pay. He told me this drunk hit seven cars, knocked down mail boxes ripped up lawns etc. When the police showed up he was on the ground leaning on his tire of his truck drinking from a whiskey bottle saying I did it.
He said the insurance company paid for the six cars but not hers because her car was parked facing the wrong way. Whatever excuse they can find to push it to the next quarter is money for them. He said by the time she gets anything his bill will take whatever they pay.
That started the ball rolling, all the lawyers took turns telling stories. Whenever I see a car parked facing the wrong way in front of a house I think of that story.