Worst Possible TJ Build

Gotta stop those driveline vibes, so 3" angle iron tack welded to the frame with a 3/8" flat steel sheet welded to it for a transfer case drop.
 
My worst ever build would be:

- 4 cylinder TJ
- Stock axles
- 37" tires (gotta be the cheapest brand you can get)
- 3.07 gears
- Skyjacker or Rough Country 6" long arm lift
- Light bars over the windshield, on the hood, and on the bumper
- High-lift jack mounted on the hood
- Multiple jerry cans mounted on the back
- Bumper mounted tire carrier with 37" spare
- Hard top (to add to the weight)
- Angry eye grille
- Halo headlights
- Tons of mismatching color accents

I'm sure I can think of more, haha.