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So since I am man free/retired, unfortunately I have to cook and clean for myself.
Is it anti-feminist that I'm really proud that I hand washed 37 dishes in 17 minutes?🤔

I don't know if there is an answer to your question, I'm just trying to figure out how long you've been out of paper plates and how big your sink is. No matter what, I'm impressed.
 
Biden economics.

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Yes and let her paint my nails and put makeup on me.
Those days are over but I'll never forget them.
They don't have to be!

But yea - my grand daughter is welcome to watch while I do my own damn makeup and nails, but Grandpa's makeup case you stay the hell out of! That's shit's expensive.
 
They don't have to be!

But yea - my grand daughter is welcome to watch while I do my own damn makeup and nails, but Grandpa's makeup case you stay the hell out of! That's shit's expensive.

This was the PLAY makeup that little girls get for Christmas in their stocking. And CHEAP fingernail polish case she got more on my toes and fingers than my nails. She use to try to put rubber bands in my hair but it's kind of hard with a flattop.
 
This was the PLAY makeup that little girls get for Christmas in their stocking. And CHEAP fingernail polish case she got more on my toes and fingers than my nails. She use to try to put rubber bands in my hair but it's kind of hard with a flattop.
Oh that crap is horrid.

Granddaughter is 8 right now. I figure when she's about 12, I "might" let her help me with my makeup if I have time - Its always "get it on and get out the door ASAP" (for a performance). Hell, half the time the adults can't get it right. Dance sister got an airbrush kit one year, so we all went over to her house and played with this thing. Some ended up with better results than others - thank Goddess for makeup remover!

I'm OK with doing stage makeup, but if I need something a bit more subtle, wife or somebody else needs to step in. There's "Marlene from 'Makeup Geek'" who does some great tutorials. My face never ends up even vaguely looking like what she's trying to get me to do...

Same goes for nails for that matter, my stage nails look fine from 10 feet away...
 
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Oh that crap is horrid.

Granddaughter is 8 right now. I figure when she's about 12, I "might" let her help me with my makeup if I have time - Its always "get it on and get out the door ASAP" (for a performance). Hell, half the time the adults can't get it right. Dance sister got an airbrush kit one year, so we all went over to her house and played with this thing. Some ended up with better results than others - thank Goddess for makeup remover!

I'm OK with doing stage makeup, but if I need something a bit more subtle, wife or somebody else needs to step in. There's "Marlene from 'Makeup Geek'" who does some great tutorials. My face never ends up even vaguely looking like what she's trying to get me to do...

Same goes for nails for that matter, my stage nails look fine from 10 feet away...
My daughters watch Jeffery Starr for makeup tutorials.
 

This coming faster than you might imagine. There are stores already with no checkers that when you go in your iPhone knows your in the store. Each item you walk out with is RFID tagged so your food is known by ID and your ApplePay account is charged for it on exit. This information is there immediately. Seattle, SF and other cities where minimum wage jumped are installing these system for not just grocery store but all other retail outlets. Autozone is doing it in the Bay Area.

They will connect this information to your annual physical, bloodwork and your Health Insurance. While it won't be mandatory to clean up your lifestyle it will be costly if you don't.

In a way, I don't have a problem with it in the abstract. If a private insurance company want to assess their risk before giving you a policy thats fine with me. Insurance companies do it all the time for Life, Home and Car insurance. The government doing it is another thing altogether. We're seeing what happens in real time when the government gets involved in healthcare.