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Senator John Kennedy served up one of the most brutal ROASTS of Democrat Senate candidate Graham Platner.

The line that sold the two-minute comedy routine was calling him so extreme he makes AOC look like Aunt Bee in Mayberry.

KENNEDY: “Sean, Mr. Platner seems to be one of the new faces of the loon wing of the Democratic Party.”

“Clearly he’s angry. When I see him on TV, he always looks like he’s straining to have a stool.”

“His supporters say no, you don’t understand him. He’s just idiosyncratic. I guess he goose steps to the beat of his own drummer.”

“But his history shows there’s more than that.”

“I mean, this guy makes...he makes Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez look like Aunt Bee in Mayberry.”

“Mr. Platner’s comments about black people, his cavalier attitude towards r*pe, apparently his stated preference for masturbating in a porta-potty, his contempt for America.”

“I think at one point he implied he wished the Taliban were better shots to kill our people.”

“This is not normal. I mean, this guy is 10 exits past normal.”

“Then he says well, that was in my past. I’ve been born again. But just recently we found out through his wife that Mr. Platner has been sending sexually explicit messages, digital messages, to other women.”

“He calls it sexting.”

“He says oh, there’s nothing to see here. Well, Anthony wiener was sexting. We all said what is that about?”

“We found out he was sending pictures of his penis to young women.”

“Now, I’m not saying Mr. Platner is doing that. I don’t know. But he needs to release those text messages. I want to know if he’s a sexual predator!”

“I mean, the people of Maine deserve to know. This guy is...he’s like a Saturday Night Live skit!”

John Kennedy holds nothing back, one of very few politicians I respect. Our Government is nothing but a 3 ring circus and he makes sure to let that be seen ! You want to really get pissed off at our Gov't watch this. This shows what a complete cluster fuck our gov't is. It's a long video but worth your time to watch. after seeing this I watched the senate floor floor for 3 hours while they were (working) to get TSA paid and 3 hours of nothing, twice someone got up and spoke for about 2 minutes. Now people weren't getting paid for working and these clowns don't do a damn thing to fix that. Pissed me off so bad I had myself removed from the voter registration.

View: https://youtu.be/UKxqhvXklBI
 
Two European immigrants, one from Poland and one from Czechoslovakia, take jobs at the zoo. The zookeeper tells them to clean the alligator pen, but says, "Be careful. See that big alligator over there? That's the female. The male is even bigger."

After a few hours the zookeeper returns and the new hires are nowhere to be found. He frantically asks a guest what happened.

"The female alligator ate the Polish guy as soon as he stepped inside," said the guest.

"But what about the other guy?"

"Oh, the Czech? The Czech is in the male."
 


That video is enough to make me want to strangle kittens. It started a as a decent, horizontal video, then got compressed into the bullshit PHOOOOOONNE vertical bullshit, then gets expanded back to horizontal. Now its an unviewable mess that's double letterboxed, and worse of all, it has that FUCKING text over video. Three strikes, its out!