I am frigging starving and would pay an ungodly sum of $$$ for a hamburger & a chocolate milkshake right now. I haven't had a decent meal since Monday when I had a tuna sandwich, mayo only no relish, on white toasted bread. Per instructions. Yesterday I was allowed clear broth, that was it. I didn't have any broth so I was so starved last night I strained the chicken & noodles out of chicken noodle soup & drank the chicken broth. Few things have tasted so good but it went right through me. 32 ounces of cleaner last night after two tablets of Bisacodyl (Dulcolax), another 32 ounces this morning at 6am after two more tablets of the Bisacodyl. I am CLEAN, ready, and starving.
So the procedure's in a couple hours and they'll give me Versed & some other drug to knock me out & make me forget I was ever there. So I'll wake up after it's over and be thinking they haven't done anything yet so I'll likely argue with them again, like I did my previous two times, that I haven't had the colonoscopy yet when they're trying to get me to get up and leave the VA hospital I'll be at. They may have to show me my pictures to prove I really had it done, like they did at least once before.
Some drugs are good... they make you not even know you had a procedure that is supposedly very uncomfortable to have. Don't ask me if it's uncomfortable to have done, I am not even so sure I've had the two before and I may not be convinced even after this one is over lol.
So if I say anything more weird on the forum than usual tonight after I get home, I'm blaming it on the Versed amnesiac anesthesia. But only after I eat a hamburger or two and chocolate milkshake
So the procedure's in a couple hours and they'll give me Versed & some other drug to knock me out & make me forget I was ever there. So I'll wake up after it's over and be thinking they haven't done anything yet so I'll likely argue with them again, like I did my previous two times, that I haven't had the colonoscopy yet when they're trying to get me to get up and leave the VA hospital I'll be at. They may have to show me my pictures to prove I really had it done, like they did at least once before.
Some drugs are good... they make you not even know you had a procedure that is supposedly very uncomfortable to have. Don't ask me if it's uncomfortable to have done, I am not even so sure I've had the two before and I may not be convinced even after this one is over lol.
So if I say anything more weird on the forum than usual tonight after I get home, I'm blaming it on the Versed amnesiac anesthesia. But only after I eat a hamburger or two and chocolate milkshake
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