Any suggestions on a name for my Jeep?

Cotril said:
How about The Green Gas Gobblin
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This is good.

I've named mine Oscar after a certain Sesame Street Character that I've been told has the same personality and charm that I do. Of course someone in California already has the instagram handle of Oscarthejeep, so I had to go with Oscardajeep.

I am planning to go to Jeep beach this year although I wont have my jeep by then.
 
Jed57 said:
Not sure exactly where you’re coming from but if you use Rt. 40 or even 44 it’s a better ride than I-4. Anything is. Rt. 40 takes you thru Ocala Nat’l Forest too, that’s a nice ride. I have a good size yard and an RV. You have parking and lodging covered. Might even feed you once or twice.
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Ok I’ll let ya know lol.


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Sundowner said:
So...you're saying we should call him Karen as well? Hadn't thought of that, but...okay!
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Sundowner said:
So...you're saying we should call him Karen as well? Hadn't thought of that, but...okay!
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Sundowner said:
I know, right? Can you imagine the hell this kid is going to go through if he tries to give Karen a stupid name and pisses her off? The stars automagically aligned today and anointed his rig with an amazing name that has a funny story attached to it AND which would allow him to staple an autographed picture of The Carpenters to his dash, and he's still trying to find a way around it. Karen. Is. Not. Happy.
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exactly!
 
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for Karyn?
 
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DrDmoney said:
A Jeep name needs a good story, this one is “badass”
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Exactly, exactly! Think about how it plays out in a parking lot...

OPTION 1

Random Person: "Cool Jeep, man!"
SafariRumbler: "Thanks! It's called <insert lame-ass name that only sounded cool at the time>!"
Random Person: "Haha! Yeah, cool! Well, nice meeting you!" <leaves>

OPTION 2

Random Person: "Cool Jeep, man!"
SafariRumbler: "Her name is Karen."
Random Person: "Huh?"
SafariRumbler: "KAREN...like in 'Karen Carpenter' or 'Karen Allen' or 'Karen, that irritating girl from that meme' or 'Karen, my friend's mom that made a pass at me last week.' There's a lot of Karen in this world, man. This is my little tiny piece of it." <Pats Karen on her highlines>
Random Person: "Yeah, okay...so how did-"
SafariRumbler: "Let me cut you off right there. I'd like to say that I named her Karen because she's always breaking down, and "Karen" seemed to fit because I used to date this girl that was equally hot and still as much as much of a waste of my time as this heap, but the truth is that this bunch of assholes on this forum..." <Story Continues> "...and eventually I was like 'You know what, "Karen" is actually a pretty dope name' and I fucking owned that shit. Now we hang out and wheel together a few times a year."
Random Person: "That's fucking awesome!"
SafariRumbler: "Ain't it, though? Anyway, cool meeting you, but I've got places to be. <SafariRumbler fires up Karen> Take it easy."
Random Person: "Yeah, you too!"
<SafariRumbler leaves; after a moment of quiet thought, Random Person speaks aloud.>
Random Person: "I need to buy a Jeep."
 
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Sundowner said:
Exactly, exactly! Think about how it plays out in a parking lot...

OPTION 1

Random Person: "Cool Jeep, man!"
SafariRumbler: "Thanks! It's called <insert lame-ass name that only sounded cool at the time>!"
Random Person: "Haha! Yeah, cool! Well, nice meeting you!" <leaves>

OPTION 2

Random Person: "Cool Jeep, man!"
SafariRumbler: "Her name is Karen."
Random Person: "Huh?"
SafariRumbler: "KAREN...like in 'Karen Carpenter' or 'Karen Allen' or 'Karen, that irritating girl from that meme' or 'Karen, my friend's mom that made a pass at me last week.' There's a lot of Karen in this world, man. This is my little tiny piece of it." <Pats Karen on her highlines>
Random Person: "Yeah, okay...so how did-"
SafariRumbler: "Let me cut you off right there. I'd like to say that I named her Karen because she's always breaking down, and "Karen" seemed to fit because I used to date this girl that was equally hot and still as much as much of a waste of my time as this heap, but the truth is that this bunch of assholes on this forum..." <Story Continues> "...and eventually I was like 'You know what, "Karen" is actually a pretty dope name' and I fucking owned that shit. Now we hang out and wheel together a few times a year."
Random Person: "That's fucking awesome!"
SafariRumbler: "Ain't it, though? Anyway, cool meeting you, but I've got places to be. <SafariRumbler fires up Karen> Take it easy."
Random Person: "Yeah, you too!"
<SafariRumbler leaves; after a moment of quiet thought, Random Person speaks aloud.>
Random Person: "I need to buy a Jeep."
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Ok, you're in charge of all Jeep naming and backstories from now on!
 
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Sundowner said:
Exactly, exactly! Think about how it plays out in a parking lot...

OPTION 1

Random Person: "Cool Jeep, man!"
SafariRumbler: "Thanks! It's called !"
Random Person: "Haha! Yeah, cool! Well, nice meeting you!"

OPTION 2

Random Person: "Cool Jeep, man!"
SafariRumbler: "Her name is Karen."
Random Person: "Huh?"
SafariRumbler: "KAREN...like in 'Karen Carpenter' or 'Karen Allen' or 'Karen, that irritating girl from that meme' or 'Karen, my friend's mom that made a pass at me last week.' There's a lot of Karen in this world, man. This is my little tiny piece of it."
Random Person: "Yeah, okay...so how did-"
SafariRumbler: "Let me cut you off right there. I'd like to say that I named her Karen because she's always breaking down, and "Karen" seemed to fit because I used to date this girl that was equally hot and still as much as much of a waste of my time as this heap, but the truth is that this bunch of assholes on this forum..." "...and eventually I was like 'You know what, "Karen" is actually a pretty dope name' and I fucking owned that shit. Now we hang out and wheel together a few times a year."
Random Person: "That's fucking awesome!"
SafariRumbler: "Ain't it, though? Anyway, cool meeting you, but I've got places to be. Take it easy."
Random Person: "Yeah, you too!"

Random Person: "I need to buy a Jeep."
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I think your forgetting Karen’s last name, Ortega


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Sundowner said:
Exactly, exactly! Think about how it plays out in a parking lot...

OPTION 1

Random Person: "Cool Jeep, man!"
SafariRumbler: "Thanks! It's called <insert lame-ass name that only sounded cool at the time>!"
Random Person: "Haha! Yeah, cool! Well, nice meeting you!" <leaves>

OPTION 2

Random Person: "Cool Jeep, man!"
SafariRumbler: "Her name is Karen."
Random Person: "Huh?"
SafariRumbler: "KAREN...like in 'Karen Carpenter' or 'Karen Allen' or 'Karen, that irritating girl from that meme' or 'Karen, my friend's mom that made a pass at me last week.' There's a lot of Karen in this world, man. This is my little tiny piece of it." <Pats Karen on her highlines>
Random Person: "Yeah, okay...so how did-"
SafariRumbler: "Let me cut you off right there. I'd like to say that I named her Karen because she's always breaking down, and "Karen" seemed to fit because I used to date this girl that was equally hot and still as much as much of a waste of my time as this heap, but the truth is that this bunch of assholes on this forum..." <Story Continues> "...and eventually I was like 'You know what, "Karen" is actually a pretty dope name' and I fucking owned that shit. Now we hang out and wheel together a few times a year."
Random Person: "That's fucking awesome!"
SafariRumbler: "Ain't it, though? Anyway, cool meeting you, but I've got places to be. <SafariRumbler fires up Karen> Take it easy."
Random Person: "Yeah, you too!"
<SafariRumbler leaves; after a moment of quiet thought, Random Person speaks aloud.>
Random Person: "I need to buy a Jeep."
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Man Sundowner I'm thinking you earned the right to name ol girl over here haha
 
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