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4) keeps fools tuned inMost if not all reality shows do three things
1) kills brain cells
2) lowers ones IQ
3) starts transforming one's DNA to that of Honey Boo Boo's
5) keeps them beaking off about what they watched
4) keeps fools tuned inMost if not all reality shows do three things
1) kills brain cells
2) lowers ones IQ
3) starts transforming one's DNA to that of Honey Boo Boo's
Put a little green sauce on it and there you have it. The Burfootorito.Bigfoot is a humanoid. Some that have tasted human meat describe it as tasting most similar to pork. I read an article once covering a business that cleans skeletons, including human, for scientific/display purposes. They described human meat as being just about the most greasy, disgusting meat they deal with. That's generally the case for the meat of carnivores.
Oklahoma has a large feral hog population, such that it's illegal to capture them alive and transport them, they have no season, no hunting license is required and it's perfectly legal to kill them and leave them laying there for the scavengers. I would suspect a bigfoot living in the same area would have a largely similar diet.
Based on that info, I'm going to venture a guess that bigfoot would taste something in the realm of the nastiest feral hog anybody has ever eaten.
I really doubt bigfoot exists.
Anything is possible but I'd lean more towards they don't exist. It is fun to believe they might though.
. . . . we have explored all of the US and in many cases people have dedicated their lives to finding these things
You make some good points . . . when referring to the lower 48. Not likely any evidence will ever come from Alabama.So the creature casually walked across the road when you had your grainy flip phone taking a video of it in . . . Arkansas
John Candy, a legend taken too soon. Love all his films.Not a believer here. I wish I was. I'm not dumb enough to think we are acutely aware of every species on the planet. I'm also smart enough to realize how difficult it would be to hide a breeding population. No remains. No diffinitive video evidence. And I don't buy the whole interdimensional/extradimensional being stories. Makes for good banter, though.
I've seem some creepy stuff in the wood and in the dessert. Most of it can be explained.
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LOL I just watched Delirious today!John Candy, a legend taken too soon. Love all his films.
Canadian Bacon and Uncle Buck are tied for first with me.LOL I just watched Delirious today!
Canadian Bacon and Uncle Buck are tied for first with me.
I did production work for a while in college (event lighting, sound, projection, etc)I like the ghost hunter shows. Just wandering around a house at night with a shitty handheld camera loudly whispering "WHAT WAS THAT, OH MY GOD GUYS DID YOU HEAR THAT?"
One of my all time faves was the motorcycle show that kinda started that whole genre.. I can't think of the name but the one with the roided-out dad throwing shit across the shop at his sons because they hadn't gotten the Nokia project bike welded up in time or whatever. That was fun.
If you look at the Patterson-Gimlin film footage from 1967 - northern California, you'll see the easy natural stride of a creature . . . you'll also see the amount of ground covered in a very short time, the creature not looking at the ground as it strides away, and a familiarity with its surroundings. The modern ways of dissecting film footage has shown that this creature is female with pendulous breasts which swing with her stride - difficult to duplicate.I have never seen and do not believe in it . . . .
I read once that a female yeti will throw her boobs up over her shoulders when moving about.Great. Now we’re going to branch off into wether or not we’ve seen Bigfoot’s boobs.
Sounds like an AM stripper at a dive club I went to once...I read once that a female yeti will throw her boobs up over her shoulders when moving about.
“In fact Sherpas advise, to outrun a yeti, head downhill. If the yeti is female, her breasts will fall from her shoulders, slowing her down. If male, a downhill direction will force his brow of long hair to fall in front of his eyes, blocking his view and allowing you to escape.”To prove I didn’t make it up
“4) Yeti females are known for their pendulous breasts which hang down below their waists. If they need to run, they can throw them over their shoulders.”
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/ar...FsJkCg/ten-things-you-should-know-about-yetis
“In fact Sherpas advise, to outrun a yeti, head downhill. If the yeti is female, her breasts will fall from her shoulders, slowing her down. If male, a downhill direction will force his brow of long hair to fall in front of his eyes, blocking his view and allowing you to escape.”
Who knew?
This guy has...apparently.Great. Now we’re going to branch off into wether or not we’ve seen Bigfoot’s boobs.
Snuff story!!!!
Probably cut his CC with Sterno. Must’ve been a hell of a bender.