That explains the misdemeanor charge
Dear AndyG,
After reading some recent letters from others I thought you could advise me on a difficult matter. A few months ago I met a midget nun at a bar and we had a great time. But she left in the morning before I awoke. I've spent most of my free time searching every convent in the area, but nobody knows anything about her.
My question is how long should I keep searching before I accept the fact I'm a weirdo that fucked a penguin? Thanks
Signed, Asking for a Friend.
Dear AndyG,
After reading some recent letters from others I thought you could advise me on a difficult matter. A few months ago I met a midget nun at a bar and we had a great time. But she left in the morning before I awoke. I've spent most of my free time searching every convent in the area, but nobody knows anything about her.
My question is how long should I keep searching before I accept the fact I'm a weirdo that fucked a penguin? Thanks
Signed, Asking for a Friend.
Dear AndyG,
When I get to my destination after driving topless 45 minutes from home and it starts raining buckets, should I cower under someone’s carport or play the song “Singing in the Rain” and cruise back home?
Love Jim Bob
Andy, my wife now has a c-pap so she can now breathe when I hold a pillow over her face, what are my options so I can use her jeep now without her permission?
Fill it with gas when you use it without permission...
I covered wagon'd the machine after some good chicken farts, that worked better than I would have ever imagined. No pillow necessary. Now to hide the dust and mud from her when she goes into the garage....
Dear AndyG,
In keeping with the Jeeping spirit, I’ve been placing these fun toys in fellow Jeepers JK’s, JL’s and Gladiators. I’m not getting the response that I was hoping for. As I watch from afar, the recipients look disgusted and annoyed. Am I doing something wrong? Is there something about this Jeep tradition that I’m missing? Please advise.
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Fill it with gas when you use it without permission...
Dear AndyG,
In keeping with the Jeeping spirit, I’ve been placing these fun toys in fellow Jeepers JK’s, JL’s and Gladiators. I’m not getting the response that I was hoping for. As I watch from afar, the recipients look disgusted and annoyed. Am I doing something wrong? Is there something about this Jeep tradition that I’m missing? Please advise.
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the c-pap or the JEEP ?
Dear AndyG,
In keeping with the Jeeping spirit, I’ve been placing these fun toys in fellow Jeepers JK’s, JL’s and Gladiators. I’m not getting the response that I was hoping for. As I watch from afar, the recipients look disgusted and annoyed. Am I doing something wrong? Is there something about this Jeep tradition that I’m missing? Please advise.
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Fill it with gas when you use it without permission...
You never specified what kind of gas so its otta my ass...