I've said this many times, one man's trash is another man's treasure. Your ever so slight peace of mind is my extremely grateful peace of mind. We had our 04 pushed down to the end of the street, ignition jacked, and started enough times to brick the PCM which is how we discovered it the next morning. Living a scant few miles north of the Mexico border leads me to believe that without that "ever so slight" theft deterrent we would be minus a TJ with about 6000 miles on it at the time and it would have never been seen north of the border again.
You aren't going to get it without a tow truck, that's good enough for something "ever so slight".