More Owen and Eli.
The boys are having a sleepover at grandma and grandpa's last night. Their parents come in with them to BS with us for a while. I'm sitting on the couch yakking with their dad when Owen comes up to us and asks if we want to see his new trick. We said, "sure." So, Owen clasped his hands together, raised them over his head, yelled "Wrecking Ball", and slammed his clasped hands into his nuts. Then collapsed on the floor. His dad says, "Owen, What the hell is wrong with you?" Me, I looked at his dad and said it comes from your side.
Eli plugged the toilet.
Not a little 'oops'. But a full fledged, "how did something so goddamn big come outta of you and plug the crapper' clogging. It took almost an hour to break that puppy loose. I swore a few times but I had to assure Eli that I wasn't swearing at him. Nothing will get the swears flowing like having the rotating auger come flying out of the shit colored water and fling ick over the auger operator and the walls. I could hear Mrs. Cheesy giggling each time it happened. I finally got it broke loose and part of it jumped up in the bowl and startled me. Ever see 'The Monster That Challenged The World'? Yeah, it was like that.
I haven't been that glad to take a shower since I learned not to spread manure in a strong tailwind, fifty some years ago.
The boys are having a sleepover at grandma and grandpa's last night. Their parents come in with them to BS with us for a while. I'm sitting on the couch yakking with their dad when Owen comes up to us and asks if we want to see his new trick. We said, "sure." So, Owen clasped his hands together, raised them over his head, yelled "Wrecking Ball", and slammed his clasped hands into his nuts. Then collapsed on the floor. His dad says, "Owen, What the hell is wrong with you?" Me, I looked at his dad and said it comes from your side.
Eli plugged the toilet.
Not a little 'oops'. But a full fledged, "how did something so goddamn big come outta of you and plug the crapper' clogging. It took almost an hour to break that puppy loose. I swore a few times but I had to assure Eli that I wasn't swearing at him. Nothing will get the swears flowing like having the rotating auger come flying out of the shit colored water and fling ick over the auger operator and the walls. I could hear Mrs. Cheesy giggling each time it happened. I finally got it broke loose and part of it jumped up in the bowl and startled me. Ever see 'The Monster That Challenged The World'? Yeah, it was like that.
I haven't been that glad to take a shower since I learned not to spread manure in a strong tailwind, fifty some years ago.