Your picture makes me laugh and also reminded me of another towing farce I saw a few years ago. I went for gas at a local truck stop on I-20 in South Carolina. At the end of the car and small truck islands, was a old Ford 350 dually with the biggest truck camper I have seen on the back of the truck, towing a BIG stacker trailer. The trailer was hooked to a 4' extension to get the hitch ball out past the camper. In the lot, it looked a lot like you picture. I laughed to myself and thought that he wouldn't get 20 miles with the setup. Curiosity got the best of me and I walked down there to take a closer look at the rig. I met the guy driving it, and got his story. He had left Southern California for Myrtle Beach Bike Week 6 days ago. He left pulling the trailer (full with his bikes and things to sell in Myrtle Beach) with a Dutch Star Motorhome. Near Phoenix, the engine in the motorhome quit. He was towed to a repair shop, where they estimated the repair at $35,000. He didn't want to commit to that much for a repair, so he looked in the local want ads, bought the Ford truck and camper, hooked up his trailer, and continued his trip. He had already made it 2000 miles with the rig as it was configured. Best of all, he told me, he was only 1 day behind.
Back on the subject of how to tie down our Jeeps when we tow them on a trailer. When I bought a trailer to take my Jeep on trips, I did some research to find the best way. I concluded fairly easily that the best equipment (IMHO) for tie downs is chains and ratchets,
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I didn't want to use chains on my Jeep or in my trailer, so I decided to use nylon straps.
I initially decided that I want to use the axles for the tie down points on my Jeep. When I went for the hookup, I couldn't locate the straps on the axles under the jeep in a way that made me happy, so I decided to use the wheels.
There are several methods to use straps on wheels to secure a vehicle. The wheels on my Jeep made it very easy to just run the strap through the wheel, then through the d-ring, and back to the ratchet.
Also, my tie down considerations included locating the Jeep (as much as possible) over the trailer axles, occasionally carrying motorcycles, and always carrying lots of hampers with my wife's shoes. The floor mounted D-rings that came on the trailer were in the wrong place for my needs, so I added 10 new tie down points (6 for 2 motorcycles, 4 for the jeep).
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The floor tie down points for the front of the jeep were forward of the Jeep and set just barely wider than the Jeep. The tie down points for the back of the Jeep were close to the back of the Jeep and again, not much wider than the jeep. When I towed my Jeep in the trailer, The front tie downs ran almost straight forward. The rear tie downs were crossed.
I used this configuration for 2 years and thousands of miles. I never had a strap problem. My Jeep did move around some when I traveled. Never more than an inch or 2, but it moved. I charged the movement to the bumps on the roads and the stretch in the straps. I'd do it all the same way if I was going to do this again.
Bertha and the Great White Whale
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