Anybody up for a random meme dump?

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[Rooscooter]

I was going to bed the other night when my wife told me that she could see from the bedroom window that I'd left the light on in the shed. As I looked for myself, I saw that there were people in the shed stealing shit. I phoned the police, who told me that no one was in this area to help at this time, but they would send someone over as soon as they were available. I said OK, hung up, and waited one minute, then phoned the police back.

"Hello. I just called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to hurry now cause I've shot them all." Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an armed response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

I replied with "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

You should call the local paper and tell them that story. Get a FOIA to get the tapes and make them public.

This shit has to stop or no one will have any respect for any authority. Little is left now but this brings it home.

Next question.... why didn't you confront them with one of your arsenal and hold them until the police got there?

 

[Chris]

You should call the local paper and tell them that story. Get a FOIA to get the tapes and make them public.

This shit has to stop or no one will have any respect for any authority. Little is left now but this brings it home.

Next question.... why didn't you confront them with one of your arsenal and hold them until the police got there?

That’s not my story, I saw it on Twitter and it made me laugh. The guy says it’s a true story though and I believe him.

 

[RangerTJ]

Well, I guess that not ALL climate scientists are in agreement...

There Is No Climate Emergency

 

[Apparition]

You should call the local paper and tell them that story. Get a FOIA to get the tapes and make them public.

This shit has to stop or no one will have any respect for any authority. Little is left now but this brings it home.

Next question.... why didn't you confront them with one of your arsenal and hold them until the police got there?

 

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[Rooscooter]

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[Chris]

They'll likely lose. Too many Obama appointed judges who are beholden to the ADL, Newsguard, and the likes.

At least Elon is starting to wake up. We need more big names (and big money) to wake up.

 

[Rooscooter]

One of my employees is trapped there.... I never really liked him anyway....

 

[Farmergreg]

One of my employees is trapped there.... I never really liked him anyway....

Did anyone check the forecast beforehand? (Dumb farmer question)

 

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Did anyone check the forecast beforehand? (Dumb farmer question)

Farmers forecasts only have two options

1 - Not enough rain
2 - Too much rain

 

[reddvltj]

Farmers forecasts only have two options

1 - Not enough rain
2 - Too much rain

Well they aren't farmers... and that sure as hell ain't farm land...
Anytime from mid August through late September can unleash monsoonal flooding down there... It's a risk they take every year... this time they got fuked!!!

 

[Rooscooter]

Well they aren't farmers... and that sure as hell ain't farm land...
Anytime from mid August through late September can unleash monsoonal flooding down there... It's a risk they take every year... this time they got fuked!!!

Yeah.... it's not like it's an ancient lake bed or anything....

 

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