Maybe he's just being jealous because 5 is what his weight starts with?
I believe it's actually a He.
I got news for every Scotsman ever - not all skirts are kilts, but all kilts are skirts!![]()
Doesn't it depend on what's under the kilt/skirt?
I actually encountered an ad on Craiglist where a housekeeper advertised that she could take care of "naughty urges" as well!