Anybody up for a random meme dump?

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March 10th

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Chuck Norris only uses stunt doubles for crying scenes.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He just scares the shit out of it.

The walker uses Chuck Norris for support.

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. It’s too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep at night. He just waits.

Some people pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.

When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks hear scary music.

Chuck Norris can cut a hot knife with butter.

Chuck Norris can rub two pieces of fire together and make wood.

Chuck Norris can stand faster than you can run.

Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.

Chuck Norris was born with a beard.

Chuck Norris slapped the nurse's ass when he was born.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

When Chuck Norris attends a feminist rally, he leaves with his shirt ironed and a sandwich.

When Chuck Norris has to pee in the middle of the night, the toilet comes to him.

Chuck Norris has a bearskin rug. It isn’t dead, it’s just afraid to move.