Anybody up for a random meme dump?

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Not sure where to put this, but I reached out to my business lawyer, Scott, and got this back from his assistant.

"We are in receipt of your email. However, it has been awhile since we have spoken and we have exciting news. Scott has official changed her name to Holly Grace. I have cc’ed her new email for all further contact. I also sent you a rate increase letter in December if 2025. Our new rate has increased to $600 an hour."

Is s/he hot? asking for a friend.
 
Not sure where to put this, but I reached out to my business lawyer, Scott, and got this back from his assistant.

"We are in receipt of your email. However, it has been awhile since we have spoken and we have exciting news. Scott has official changed her name to Holly Grace. I have cc’ed her new email for all further contact. I also sent you a rate increase letter in December if 2025. Our new rate has increased to $600 an hour."

Time for a new lawyer.

Story time

So this guy in Maine that I talked to at the gym wasn't around for awhile. When he showed back up he looked like he gone a few rounds with Mike Tyson in his prime. I asked him what happened he said in the housing development he lived in a covet collapsed as he was driving over it the front end of his car went down in and totaled his car and he got hit by the airbags etc.

He said he tried to drop some paperwork off at his lawyers about the accident but the lawyer wasn't in because he was so upset that Hillary had lost to Trump that he had taken a few days off. I told him he needs to get a lawyer with a set of balls, not some p****.

I think you need a lawyer who has a set of balls and doesn't think that he's got a p****.