Anybody up for a random meme dump?

All joking aside, I just can NOT stand plastic frames. I had to wear them in grammar school, fucking Buddy Holly glasses. As coincidence would have it, I was just in the optometrist's office 2 days ago, it was nice to see more "wires" than were there 2 years ago when I bought my current pair - there was exactly ONE style of men's glasses frames that weren't plastic. Fortunately, they were exactly what I wanted - but this time they actually had choices.

She was wearing glasses??
 
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The nipple Nazi won in Maine.

Graham Platner just won his primary

Democrats voted for a guy who:

- had a nazi tattoo
- lied repeatedly about his nazi tattoo
- said he would rape people
- sexted with women while married
- bragged about drawing penises in porta potties
- praised islamic terrorists
- said he’s a communist
- joined an app known to be used by predators to contact minors
 
And no this isn't me... You wouldn't be able to see again if my legs were in the pics... The glare off them puppies is worse than watching a plasma cutter with no goggles...

There is some dirty buggers round here
Still smells fresh so must've been dumped recently

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Senator John Kennedy served up one of the most brutal ROASTS of Democrat Senate candidate Graham Platner.

The line that sold the two-minute comedy routine was calling him so extreme he makes AOC look like Aunt Bee in Mayberry.

KENNEDY: “Sean, Mr. Platner seems to be one of the new faces of the loon wing of the Democratic Party.”

“Clearly he’s angry. When I see him on TV, he always looks like he’s straining to have a stool.”

“His supporters say no, you don’t understand him. He’s just idiosyncratic. I guess he goose steps to the beat of his own drummer.”

“But his history shows there’s more than that.”

“I mean, this guy makes...he makes Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez look like Aunt Bee in Mayberry.”

“Mr. Platner’s comments about black people, his cavalier attitude towards r*pe, apparently his stated preference for masturbating in a porta-potty, his contempt for America.”

“I think at one point he implied he wished the Taliban were better shots to kill our people.”

“This is not normal. I mean, this guy is 10 exits past normal.”

“Then he says well, that was in my past. I’ve been born again. But just recently we found out through his wife that Mr. Platner has been sending sexually explicit messages, digital messages, to other women.”

“He calls it sexting.”

“He says oh, there’s nothing to see here. Well, Anthony wiener was sexting. We all said what is that about?”

“We found out he was sending pictures of his penis to young women.”

“Now, I’m not saying Mr. Platner is doing that. I don’t know. But he needs to release those text messages. I want to know if he’s a sexual predator!”

“I mean, the people of Maine deserve to know. This guy is...he’s like a Saturday Night Live skit!”