Anybody up for a random meme dump?
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When I've crossed the veil, they can do whatever they like - except - if they put ANYTHING on FB, I'll haunt their asses until they move it to Craig's list!
I suspect they will bury you with a cellphone in your hand
I suspect they will bury you with a cellphone in your hand
He would haunt whoever was responsible for eternity
Probably just haunt their cellphone.
"Oh No! Another dropped call! Why does this keep happening?"
Ahhh the great thing about his preferred system of belief is, that there is a litany of methods available to rid one's self of unwanted spirits...He would haunt whoever was responsible for eternity
He is haunted by phoooones now. Imagine his discomfort when they place a camera phone with him
It's a design flaw putting them in the same area. My brother's Def filler is inside the hood. Can't confuse that.
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He is haunted by phoooones now. Imagine his discomfort when they place a camera phone with him
I say we all pitch in and send him off with brand new Samsung and iPhone Flagship smart phones!!!
The head stone would read:
Did that myself once in my old CJ7 when stopped in Atlanta traffic.
I probably sold a dozen Jeeps that day.
I suspect they will bury you with a cellphone in your hand
They'd know better. Just like if they tried to put a suit and/or necktie on me, I'll fucking sit up in the coffin! But I'm being cremated anyway.
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Ok we'll just make sure the Mr. Apple and Mr. Samsung are put in the urn after the fiery end of your current physical form.
just kidding, we wouldn't do that to you.. Nobody is that cruel!!!
I had a Ford Super Duty and the DEF was next to the diesel fill, but they were physically different sizes. A diesel nozzle couldn't fit in a DEF fill.
The new thing here is E-85. People fill up with the cheap gas and their old car doesn't make it out of the parking lot.
They don't sell E-100 because that's just everclear and everyone would show up buying shine for $3-4/gallon. 15% gas added to it is the limit to keep drunks from being able to safely drink it.
They don't sell E-100 because that's just everclear and everyone would show up buying shine for $3-4/gallon. 15% gas added to it is the limit to keep drunks from being able to safely drink it.
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