Why because I’m explaining that I guess he got me with that one and I’m officially a “mall crawler”I bet you're fun at parties
I bow to your comic style sir!Guys this is supposed to be in the vein of Jeff Foxworthy, you know the COMIC!?! So these should be phrased like his redneck jokes. Case in point modoc should've said:
If you bought some jeep parts and your grill is angry but your wife is not, then you might be a mall crawler.
It's very handy for GPSIf you have a mounting bracket for your smartphone!
I used tire shine once when I was dumb and 16 and bought my first Jeep (an XJ). That shit went everywhere, all over the side, the flares, etc, and I didn't even use that much. Never again will I use that stuff.I wheel all over Colorado, Utah and never pay for offroad parks. In fact I can only think of one in offroad park in Colorado. So I guess I’ve payed more in tire shine.
Right so the joke should be like:It's very handy for GPS
Now we're cooking with gasolineIf you have more scratches on you steering wheel, than there are on your skid plates...
A solid six inches in the rear!If you can measure your uptravel with your weiner.....
I should've said shock stroke instead of uptravel lolA solid six inches in the rear!
Most GPSes come with a mounting bracket!It's very handy for GPS