You might be a mall crawler if...

[Zorba]

If you have a mounting bracket for your smartphone!

 

[Rescue6]

I bet you're fun at parties

Why because I’m explaining that I guess he got me with that one and I’m officially a “mall crawler”

 

[B00mb00m]

If you have a hi-lift on your hood and no lift on your suspension...

 

[NashvilleTJ]

If you can't see your inner fender wells after installing your new 37's...

 

[Modoc Guy]

Guys this is supposed to be in the vein of Jeff Foxworthy, you know the COMIC!?! So these should be phrased like his redneck jokes. Case in point modoc should've said:

If you bought some jeep parts and your grill is angry but your wife is not, then you might be a mall crawler.

I bow to your comic style sir!

 

[jeepguy03]

If you have a mounting bracket for your smartphone!

It's very handy for GPS

 

[jeepguy03]

I wheel all over Colorado, Utah and never pay for offroad parks. In fact I can only think of one in offroad park in Colorado. So I guess I’ve payed more in tire shine.

I used tire shine once when I was dumb and 16 and bought my first Jeep (an XJ). That shit went everywhere, all over the side, the flares, etc, and I didn't even use that much. Never again will I use that stuff.

 

[B00mb00m]

It's very handy for GPS

Right so the joke should be like:
If your jeep knows the way home but you do not....

 

[NashvilleTJ]

If you have to explain why you pay more for tire shine than you do for off road park entrance fees...



(Sorry - Couldn't resist...)

 

[B00mb00m]

If someone says air down and you put onna mask...

 

[B00mb00m]

If your air is onboard but your beer is not...

 

[NashvilleTJ]

If you have more scratches on your steering wheel, than there are on your skid plates...

 

[B00mb00m]

If you have more shovels on your rig than callouses on your hands

 

[B00mb00m]

If you have more scratches on you steering wheel, than there are on your skid plates...

Now we're cooking with gasoline

 

[B00mb00m]

If crawling hurts your knees...

 

[jjvw]

If you can measure your uptravel with your weiner.....

A solid six inches in the rear!

 

[B00mb00m]

A solid six inches in the rear!

Pachinga!

 

[B00mb00m]

A solid six inches in the rear!

I should've said shock stroke instead of uptravel lol

 

[Zorba]

It's very handy for GPS

Most GPSes come with a mounting bracket!

 

[Modoc Guy]

Somebody asks you if you have a mid arm kit, and you thought they were asking about your elbows.....