Anybody up for a random meme dump?

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[Wildman]

 

[Wildman]

89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

Ron replied, "That would be my wife.

 

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Now we know why you don't have a wife.

 

[Wildman]

Now we know why you don't have a wife.

Hell I don't have a girlfriend either... Life is just easier this way.

 

[mxz800]

Now we know why you don't have a wife.

I didn't know they took his middle leg, but I guess that would cause a limp.

 

[Wildman]

I didn't know they took his middle leg, but I guess that would cause a limp.

Easy now let's don't get carried away. I have a few FWB and that's enough.

 

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