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  1. badlieutenant

    Just FYI y’all

    I sold the Porsche and am 100% back to having nothing but Jeeps! My latest edition is a 2018 Jeep Grand Cherokee Upland 4x4. I still love my LJR and it’s my #1 Jeep but the GC Upland is nooooice! Still have the Commander HEMI Limited 4x4 as well. The 911 was nice but there’s nothing like a...
  2. badlieutenant

    I sold my Porsche 911 just now!

    Im back to having nothing but Jeeps! 2006 LJR 2018 GC Upland 2010 Commander HEMI Limited 4x4 Loved the 911 but Jeep runs in my blood!
  3. badlieutenant

    Sound dampening under hood

    I’ve noticed some TJ’s have a lad attached to the underside of the hood. The one I saw in person looked OEM. It was an LJR just like mike but an 05. I’m curious if it is effective and how it effects heat dissipation in our already too hot engine bays.
  4. badlieutenant

    I feel bad

    I haven’t been around as much lately. Work is kicking my ass and my LJR has been doing a lot of sitting ever since I bought that 911. If anyone wants to buy a 911, I’ll give them a wranglertjforum discount. It’s been fun but I just don’t need it. :-)
  5. badlieutenant

    My woman bought me a book...

    The struggle is real, guys and gals. Ever sat on your dick? Yeah, it happens. Toilets with the water level a tad too high? Yep. You gotta hold your buddy so he doesn’t hang in the water. Struggle pulling out your guy every time you gotta take a leak? It’s like an Olympic challenge getting...
  6. badlieutenant

    I got a puppy

    He’s a Goldendoodle. His name is Murray. He likes to snuggle.
  7. badlieutenant

    Just ordered a JL... :-)

    Well, work did for me. I get a company vehicle and every two years I get to pick a new vehicle under $45,000. I ordered a JLU with the bigger touch screen, the limited slip, automagic, hard top, the optional gear ratio (I forget the numbers), and the all-terrain tires. It’ll be ready in a few...
  8. badlieutenant

    I just can’t do it...

    I pulled my “for sale” ad from the Texas jeeps for sale Facebook page as well as the craigslist ad. I just couldn’t do it. Besides getting only one actual inquiry from which I was offered $2000 + oral sex, everything else was spam along with some dude named “Adam” that wanted to charge me $300...
  9. badlieutenant

    Come on fellas!

    Why don’t any of you want to buy my 06 LJR? I don’t want to list it publicly, it needs to stay in the family (you guys). Such sad. Much disappoint. Don’t you guys care that I have a 911 to maintain now?! GOSH!
  10. badlieutenant

    2006 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon

    Zero accidents Clean Carfax Well maintained Around 90k miles All stock except for: Crown OPDA S160 Android Stereo No remarkable rust - the vehicle is from Nevada (Las Vegas) and Texas. Great condition. 6 speed manual transmission (recently serviced with Royal Purple) Has upgraded factory sound...
  11. badlieutenant

    I’ve got a confession...

    I bought a 2003 Porsche 911 with under 24,000 miles on the odo. It’s a convertible and it’s beautiful. I got it from the Momentum Porsche dealership in Houston, TX. I feel so strange driving it. It’s steering is so tight it feels twitchy compared to my LJR. The WOT acceleration is epic...
  12. badlieutenant

    It's my turn to ask for help!

    So I've got a couple CEL's and I've had them since I've owned the Jeep. I haven't experienced any performance degradation or anything of the sort. I actually disassembled the instrument cluster (gosh, like 50 tiny screws) and put some black electrical tape over the CEL LED and Airbag LED (I...
  13. badlieutenant

    Ahhhhh! My HEMI Commander is overheating

    I am a sad panda. No loss of power steering or anything like that. I limped her to my favorite dealership using lots of engine-off neutral cruising. Fuck!
  14. badlieutenant

    I have to brag...

    Well, not really brag, but I am really impressed by my Jeep Commander Limited HEMI 4X4. For being such a beast of a vehicle with LOTS of oomph, she gets great gas mileage when I drive her gently. She packs the 5.7L HEMI with 357 horsepower and is a full time 4X4 go anywhere bad ass while doing...
  15. badlieutenant

    I hate cats

    but I love Pinky the Cat.
  16. badlieutenant

    iPhone amazingness (jailbreak)

    I jailbroke my iPhone a while back on iOS 9.3.3 and after having gone without a jailbreak prior to that since losing it after 9.0.2, well... I don't know how I went without it for so long! The features that jailbreaking your iOS device provide are pretty spectacular if you're a geek like me...
  17. badlieutenant

    Dings and things

    Gents, I'm hoping one of you is a PDR pro because I have a question or two about some really minor dings on my baby. When I say minor, I mean minor... Like you have to be standing at the right angle to see them. One of these minor dings is above the diamond rocker panel but below the driver...
  18. badlieutenant

    WTB: GM Hose to fix gas spit

    Anyone have one they didn't use that they'd like to sell me? Thanks
  19. badlieutenant

    Meguiars Ultimate Black

    I should have done before pics but here's the after! One coat and it's super black and shiny. They were nice and dull before... ugly grey. I applied a coat last summer as well. It lasted about a year before becoming a little spotty.
  20. badlieutenant

    Epic mesh tops

    A friend of mine ordered the punisher skull for his TJ but the guy will make you whatever you want! I'm going to order one with the Death Star I think.